PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eddie O Hare (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). O Hare is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Turd
vs
O Hare

175 cm
29
163 lbs
11 - 11 - 0

180 cm
25
170 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eddie O Hare!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Lou da Vinci and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
O Hare throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Turd stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
O Hare dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Turd shoots in but no luck this time.
O Hare scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
O Hare jabs Turd to the body, keeping him at a distance.
O Hare throws a right and a left that both miss.
O Hare connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Turd momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
O Hare throws a head kick but Turd moves out of range.
An inside leg kick from Turd misses.
O Hare throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for O Hare.
O Hare throws a nice outside leg kick.
O Hare misses the shot to the body.
O Hare fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.
Turd blocks the body kick.
O Hare lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

O Hare feints and as Turd raises his hands in defense, O Hare changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
O Hare lands a couple of elbows.

O Hare stands up from Turd's guard - O Hare perhaps looking for a knockout.
Eddie O Hare seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
O Hare scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
O Hare fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.
O Hare tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turd was well out of range. Poor timing from O Hare.
O Hare takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Turd misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Turd lands a jab to the head.
O Hare fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
O Hare pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Hare throws a nice inside leg kick.
O Hare throws the left hand but Turd avoids the punch easily.
Turd throws a leg kick that misses.
Turd tries to bum rush O Hare with a series of wild strikes but O Hare uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
O Hare lands a front kick.
O Hare misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Turd.
Turd shoots for a double leg takedown but O Hare sprawls well. He's pushed Turd's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

O Hare closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - O Hare lands in his opponent's guard.
O Hare must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Turd is breathing heavily.
O Hare throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
O Hare wants to control from the top but Turd keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
O Hare would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
O Hare missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
O Hare advances position into side control!
Turd gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
O Hare wants to stand up but Turd has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Turd moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Turd working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from O Hare.
O Hare stopping the sweep attempt from Turd.

Turd working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. O Hare doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. O Hare manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as O Hare accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Turd looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
O Hare trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eddie O Hare dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Turd slips a jab and a cross from O Hare.
Turd thumps O Hare with a low kick.
O Hare dodges the punch combination from Turd.
O Hare is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Turd rather than just go for the knockout.

O Hare shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

Turd has his foot on O Hare's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. O Hare works his way back into a safe position though.
O Hare throws a big right hand that misses.
O Hare trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

O Hare is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Turd has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. O Hare is looking to defend but Turd has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for O Hare! Turd pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, O Hare taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). One Turd!