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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Foster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. Jake Foster has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Urinus Limberdinkle's chin.
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163 lbs
19 - 6 - 0 |
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166 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jake Foster!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Foster misses with a wild body shot.
Limberdinkle explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Foster checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
A jab from Foster finds it's way through Limberdinkle's defenses.
Limberdinkle finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jake Foster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Foster.
Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Foster uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Limberdinkle.
Foster misses with a two punch combination.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Foster shoots and misses
and Limberdinkle makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Foster does it's job there.
Limberdinkle shoots for a double leg takedown but Foster sprawls well. He's pushed Limberdinkle's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Foster checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Foster thumps Limberdinkle with a low kick.
Foster avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Foster misses with a leg kick
and Limberdinkle counters with a straight right hand.
Foster takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Foster shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Limberdinkle pinned against the cage. Limberdinkle gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Limberdinkle throws a body punch but Foster moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck for Limberdinkle with that takedown attempt.
Limberdinkle misses with a wild combination.
Foster fails to land the takedown.
Urinus Limberdinkle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Foster.
A chopping leg kick lands by Foster.
Foster changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Limberdinkle tries to avoid it but Foster manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Limberdinkle to the ground. Limberdinkle escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Limberdinkle stalks Foster and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Foster's face. Foster staggers backwards, shaken.
Foster tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Foster tries to bum rush Limberdinkle with a series of wild strikes but Limberdinkle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Foster shoots in looking for a takedown. Limberdinkle tries to sprawl out of it but Foster keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Limberdinkle manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Limberdinkle checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Foster's front leg.
Foster decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Limberdinkle works his way to full guard. Good work.
Limberdinkle wants to sweep here but Foster controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Foster trying to control the position from guard on top but Limberdinkle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Limberdinkle wants to stand up but Foster is controlling him.
Limberdinkle is controlling Foster's posture.
Limberdinkle looking for a sweep. Not yet Limberdinkle, not yet.
Limberdinkle controls Foster momentarily but Foster frees himself.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Limberdinkle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Foster.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foster misses with a takedown
and Limberdinkle counters with a single leg into guard. Foster didn't expect that.
Limberdinkle might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but Foster is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Foster is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Limberdinkle defends well.
Limberdinkle trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Foster manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Limberdinkle manages to get himself to full guard.
Limberdinkle looking to control.
Limberdinkle controlling the position.
Limberdinkle avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Limberdinkle utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Limberdinkle looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Foster drops back looking for a leg! Limberdinkle is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Limberdinkle manages to kick Foster off! Foster jumps back into Limberdinkle's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle pulls Foster in close to his closed guard and prevents Foster from doing any damage or advancing position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Limberdinkle is on top in guard.
Foster is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Limberdinkle is pushing down on Foster's leg trying to pass to half guard. Foster is fighting to maintain full guard but Limberdinkle has managed to sneak the leg through.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Foster is looking for a sweep. Limberdinkle is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Limberdinkle is keen to just control but Foster is a slippery customer.
Foster is trying to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Foster's corner calls for a 1-2. Foster obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Foster moved away.
Limberdinkle shoots in and bounces Foster off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Foster is on top in guard.
Foster is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Limberdinkle wants to sweep but no luck.
Limberdinkle manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Foster manages to get himself to full guard.
Limberdinkle pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Foster is keeping the position for now.
Limberdinkle lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Foster looking for a guillotine here but Limberdinkle defends easily.
Urinus Limberdinkle overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Foster wants to sweep but no luck.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Foster striking off his back but it's not causing Limberdinkle any problems.
Limberdinkle showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Limberdinkle avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Limberdinkle stands and throws Foster's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position but Foster is working away.
Limberdinkle has knee on belly and moves into mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle breaks from Foster's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Limberdinkle takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Limberdinkle looking to control but Foster is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Limberdinkle with a couple of short strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Limberdinkle lands a heavy elbow.
Limberdinkle lands a heavy elbow.
Limberdinkle sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Limberdinkle trying to control but Foster is having none of it.
Limberdinkle is landing with some decent strikes but Foster is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Limberdinkle can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Foster is looking to escape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
BOOM! Limberdinkle connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Foster can't escape the position.
Foster sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Foster has hold of Limberdinkle's hands but Limberdinkle slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Limberdinkle working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Foster's thigh. Foster counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Limberdinkle with a flurry of punches that miss.
Foster escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Limberdinkle gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Limberdinkle got a little sloppy there for a moment and Foster has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Limberdinkle has managed to get both his arms back between Foster's legs - danger averted.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limberdinkle stands and throws Foster's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Foster regains half guard.
Limberdinkle is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Limberdinkle unloading with bombs!
Foster is rocked!
Limberdinkle breaks from Foster's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Foster is still in real trouble! Can Limberdinkle finish him?
Limberdinkle has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Foster takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Limberdinkle's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Urinus Limberdinkle!
An out of breath and clearly excited Urinus Limberdinkle thanked Down Under! - Supplements (AXES) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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