PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Glenn Beck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank The Crippler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beck kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Champion. Frank The Crippler has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Beck
vs
The Crippler

190 cm
24
198 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

175 cm
30
198 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Glenn Beck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank The Crippler!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Bruno Lombardi and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Crippler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Beck. Beck obviously looking to wear him down.
The Crippler misses with a body kick.
Nice body punch from Beck.
The Crippler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Beck moves into the clinch.
Beck lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Crippler backwards.
The Crippler gets through Beck's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The Crippler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Beck.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Beck pushes The Crippler back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Beck connects with a nasty looking knee right to The Crippler's face.
Beck lands with a short shot to the head.
Beck trying to land knees to the body.
Beck misses with some punches.
The Crippler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Beck tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Crippler's elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Beck.
The Crippler takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crippler looks gassed!
Beck unloads a knee to the mid-section. The Crippler lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Beck digs a right hand underneath The Crippler's ribcage. The Crippler let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Beck lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Beck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beck lands an elbow just above The Crippler 's eye.
Beck lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Crippler backwards.
Beck lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Beck tries to throw a body punch but The Crippler avoids it by throwing Beck back against the cage.
The Crippler struggles to land a body shot inside as Beck controls his hands.
Beck misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The Crippler.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Beck creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Beck obliges.
Beck misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The Crippler.
Beck landing knees to the head.

It looks like Frank The Crippler has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beck lands with a light punch inside.
A body shot lands from Beck.
Beck lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Beck.
A knee to the head by Beck.
The Crippler's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Beck - that landed with a thud.
Beck lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Crippler backwards.
Beck landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Beck lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Beck obliges.
Beck with a knee to the head.

The Crippler is rocked!
Beck scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Crippler is still on wobbly legs! Can Beck finish him?
Beck scores with a shoulder strike.
Beck lands a big knee to the head and The Crippler goes down! Beck pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Glenn Beck!
Glenn Beck very nearly forgot to thank Empire Threads - The Best $15 You've Ever Spent! amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.