PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bill Ermey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emer Dlouze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Emer Dlouze is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Ermey
vs
Dlouze

178 cm
21
183 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

179 cm
27
182 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Excellent MT
KO power

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bill Ermey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Emer Dlouze!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ermey throws a leg kick that misses.
Dlouze moves out of range of the strikes.
Ermey throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ermey throws a wild body kick that Dlouze sees coming a mile off.
Ermey lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ermey buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ermey throws a push kick but Dlouze slaps the foot to one side.
Ermey pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dlouze is out of range and Ermey settles back down.
Nice cross by Ermey.
Ermey pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dlouze on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ermey has a takedown stuffed.

Ermey scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Ermey missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dlouze blocking the ground and pound attempt from Ermey.
Ermey tries to pass to full mount but Dlouze defends it.
Dlouze has hold of Ermey's hands but Ermey slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ermey thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Ermey is pressing down on Dlouze's thigh, looking to free his foot. Dlouze is holding on for now.
Ermey wants to advance to full mount but Dlouze doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Ermey stops Dlouze from standing up.
Ermey looking to sit in guard and control but Dlouze gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Dlouze avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Ermey is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Dlouze is sitting in close to Ermey's body. Ermey has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Dlouze is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Dlouze is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Ermey.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Bill Ermey!