PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chang Sun Son (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick Rude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Son comes to the cage accompanied by Deftones- Be quiet and drive. Rude has chosen Face fucked by PISSING RAZORS as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Sun Son
vs
Rude

180 cm
26
236 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
260 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Chang Sun Son!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Rick Rude!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Ren Mimura and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Son pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Son throws a body punch but Rude moves out of range.
Rude ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rude lands with an uppercut that bounces Son off the cage and back into range.
Rude looks to land a combination. Son sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The fighters circling - Son throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Son on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Son throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rick Rude seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Son avoids the body shot from Rude.
Son looks to land a right hand but Rude moved out of range.
Son is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rude.
Son misses with a few strikes there.
Rude scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice defenses there by Son.
Rude connects with a body shot.
Rude with a jab.
Rude swings for the body but Son moves out of range.
Son tries to bum rush Rude with a series of wild strikes but Rude uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Son uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rude has time to react.
Rude sizes up Son with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rude ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Son moves away.
Son misses with a wild combination.
Rude lands a nice shot to the body.
Son displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rude throws out the jab.
Son lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Rude lands with a nice combination. Son backs away looking to recover.
Son fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rude manages to avoid it.
Rude fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Rude. That snapped Son's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Son needs to keep his hands up - Rude had a free shot at his head there.
Rude lands a nice shot to the body.
Rude lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Rude slips a jab and a cross from Son.
Rude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Son manages to avoid it.
Son ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Son gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Rude misses with a wild body shot.
Rude is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rude misses with a body shot.
A slow jab from Son misses its intended target.
Rude lands a slapping body shot.
Son uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rude.
Rude thuds his right hand into Son's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Donk. Rude catches Son right on the button with a cross.
Son throws a nice looking combination but Rude bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rude slips under a jab.
Rude moves away from the strike by Son.
Son throws a hook but Rude avoids it easily.
Rude has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Rude fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Son is breathing heavily.
A punch combination from Rude misses.
Rude catches Son with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Rude throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rude works Son's body with a nice hook.
Son is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Rude's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Son throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Rude scores with a four punch combination!
Son throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rude takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Rude scores with a punch to the head.
Son avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rude slips a straight right by Son.
Rude just misses with a punch to the body.
Rude cracks Son with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Son rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rude moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Son misses with a wild body shot.
Son throws an off balance right hand
and Son takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Son throws a hook but Rude blocks it.
Rude scores with a body shot.
Rude moves into range and connects with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Son swinging wildly here.
Son swings for the body but Rude moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Rude.
Son steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rude.
Son throws a right hand that Rude ducks under and follows up with a left that Rude also avoids with ease.
Rude cracks a nice hook into Son's ribs.
Son thows a body shot but no joy.
Rude throws a combination. Son tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A left lands for Rude.
Rude throws an overhand right that lands on Son's shoulder, as Son tries to avoid the shot.
Son missing with a left hand there. Rude was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Son looks to land a right hand but Rude moved out of range.
Son takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Son throws a left and a right that both miss
and Rude counters with a right hand to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Son walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Rude sizes up Son with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Son is rocked!
Son swings away with a body shot that misses
and Rude scores with a counter punch that sends Son to the canvas! Rude smells blood - he's punishing Son with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Son has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick Rude!
Rick Rude is the new heavyweight champion!
Rick Rude really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (95% quick laundry) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.