PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bosko Brute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harques Wolfwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brute's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, his teams song. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Brute
vs
Wolfwood

195 cm
21
280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

190 cm
28
279 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Crushed Designs (90% return on laundry service)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bosko Brute!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Harques Wolfwood!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, John Kavanagh and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolfwood misses with a hook.
Bosko Brute seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wolfwood misses with the combination.
Wolfwood throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wolfwood misses with a hook
and Brute counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Wolfwood scores with a punch to the head.

It looks like Bosko Brute has been cut.
Wolfwood throws a hook to the side of Brute's head but Brute sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Brute missing with a left hand there. Wolfwood was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wolfwood throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wolfwood ducks under a wild hook from Brute.
Nice defenses there by Brute.
Brute tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Brute lands the left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brute lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wolfwood's sensitive parts.
Harques Wolfwood is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brute will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Brute missing with a left hand there. Wolfwood was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Brute misses with a shot to the body
and Wolfwood cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Brute lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wolfwood circles away quickly and effectively.
Brute misses with a body punch
and Wolfwood counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brute lands a nice looking body kick.
Wolfwood misses with a hook. Brute ducked under it nicely.
Brute throws a low kick but Wolfwood moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolfwood tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brute misses with a jab to the body
and Wolfwood counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jab by Wolfwood.
Brute lands with a thumping leg kick.
Brute connects with a jab.
Brute throws a low kick, looking for Wolfwood's leg but Wolfwood calmly moves out of range.
A shot to the body from Brute misses
and Wolfwood counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Brute lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Harques Wolfwood has been cut.
Wolfwood takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wolfwood checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolfwood throws a sloppy body shot
and Brute counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Nice defenses there by Wolfwood.
Wolfwood misses with a body shot.
Brute lands with a good body shot.
Wolfwood misses with a few strikes there.
A big left from Wolfwood misses.
Wolfwood loads up on a big right hand but Brute slips the punch.
Wolfwood falls off balance throwing a combination
and Brute connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Brute fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wolfwood has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Wolfwood looks gassed!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brute fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wolfwood checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Brute throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wolfwood keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brute misses with a double jab
enabling Wolfwood to counter with a crisp jab.
Wolfwood lands with an uppercut that bounces Brute off the cage and back into range.
Brute wants to slow Wolfwood down by chopping away at his legs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wolfwood slips a straight right by Brute.
Wolfwood moves out of range as Brute strikes.
Brute misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bosko Brute dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

A lazy left from Brute finds it's target.
Brute connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Brute wants to slow Wolfwood down by chopping away at his legs.
Wolfwood dodges the punch combination from Brute.
Brute looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Wolfwood is fending him off so far but Brute persists. Nope, Wolfwood circles away and we're back to standing.
Wolfwood shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brute walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Brute tries to move into range but Wolfwood moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wolfwood checks the leg kick.
Wolfwood lands a jab to the nose.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brute feints and then cracks Wolfwood's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wolfwood down.
Brute tried to score with a low kick but Wolfwood checks it.
Brute misses the jab.
Brute slips a jab from Wolfwood.
Brute lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Brute feints and as Wolfwood raises his hands in defense, Brute changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Brute pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Wolfwood is keeping the position for now.
Brute preventing the sweep.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wolfwood utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Brute throws a big elbow that misses.
Brute wants to control from the top but Wolfwood keeps moving.
Brute throwing strikes but missing.
Brute trying to control the position from guard on top but Wolfwood is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brute throws a big right hand that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Brute lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Brute fails with the takedown
and Wolfwood connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A jab from Wolfwood misses.
Wolfwood lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Brute throws a nice outside leg kick.
Brute swings for the body but Wolfwood moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wolfwood lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wolfwood.
Brute misses with a body shot.
Brute tries to work over Wolfwood's front leg with a kick but Wolfwood checks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brute is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Wolfwood uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brute.
Some wild striking there from Wolfwood.
Brute takes a swing at Wolfwood's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brute throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wolfwood stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Brute looks to score with a jab to the body but Wolfwood is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bosko Brute dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

A punch combination from Wolfwood misses.
Wolfwood slaps away a takedown attempt from Brute, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Wolfwood keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Harques Wolfwood is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Brute digs a good hook to Wolfwood's body.
Brute scores with a jab.
Brute swings for the body but Wolfwood moves out of range.
Brute misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wolfwood.
Wolfwood might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Wolfwood misses with a wild combination.
Wolfwood thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brute throws a leg kick but Wolfwood checks it.
Wolfwood misses with a two punch combination.
Wolfwood misses with a two punch combination.
Wolfwood misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice shot lands for Wolfwood.
Wolfwood misses with a straight left.
Brute just misses with a punch to the body.
A jab from Brute misses.
Harques Wolfwood has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brute ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wolfwood moves away.
Brute throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good work by Wolfwood as he checks the leg kick.
Brute lands with an overhand left.
Wolfwood ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Brute bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wolfwood swinging wildly here.
Wolfwood lands with an uppercut that bounces Brute off the cage and back into range.
Brute throws out a loose jab but Wolfwood uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolfwood throws a right hand that Brute ducks under and follows up with a left that Brute also avoids with ease.
Wolfwood avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wolfwood fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Brute scores with a jab to the head.
Brute swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Brute lands a nice looking body shot.
Brute gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Wolfwood.
Wolfwood misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wolfwood swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A solid leg kick lands there for Brute.
Wolfwood takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Brute finds it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wolfwood throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Brute lands a nice hook to Wolfwood's body. Wolfwood takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wolfwood defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Brute.
Bosko Brute is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wolfwood walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Brute cracks a nice hook into Wolfwood's ribs.
Wolfwood throws out a loose jab but Brute uses good head movement to avoid it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wolfwood misses with an uppercut.
Brute lands with a straight right. Wolfwood didn't see that one coming.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bosko Brute showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Brute has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bosko Brute!
Bosko Brute made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Our pankration is the most powerful, Aut vincere aut mori.'.