PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Shlong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gary Right Two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Shlong
vs
Right Two

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Big Shlong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gary Right Two!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Right Two fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Shlong on the side of the head.

It looks like Big Shlong has been cut.
Shlong slips under a jab.

Shlong instigates a clinch.
Shlong blocks an elbow strike from Right Two.

Shlong has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Right Two regains guard immediately.
Shlong sitting in guard here, content to control.
Shlong pushing down on Right Two's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shlong is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shlong content just to control the position here.
Shlong is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Right Two can't stay in a position like this for much longer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shlong takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Shlong landing strikes from the mount and Right Two is in trouble!
Shlong controlling the position easily from mount.
Shlong with a couple of short strikes.
Shlong looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Shlong looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shlong controlling from the full mount.
Shlong postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Right Two looks a forlorn figure.
Shlong has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Right Two is trying to stand but he's not in a good position to be doing that! Shlong has taken his back!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Shlong controlling the positon.
Shlong has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

Right Two is trying to get to his feet but he's left his neck exposed and Shlong manages to sink in a rear naked choke! Great counter grappling by Shlong!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Big Shlong!