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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arthur Guinness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Sparger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guinness's entrance music is What's The Difference Between Me And You. A fine choice. Sparger has chosen Pledge Allegiance to the Swag by T.I. feat. Rick Ross as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Arthur Guinness has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Arthur Guinness seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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255 lbs
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260 lbs
12 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Arthur Guinness!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rob Sparger!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, David Schapiro and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guinness showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sparger.
Sparger keeps the fight on the outside.
Guinness ducks under a wild hook from Sparger.
Nice defenses there by Guinness.
Sparger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Sparger misses the target.
Guinness slips under a jab.
No joy there for Guinness, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sparger misses with a straight right.
Rob Sparger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guinness throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sparger scores with a hook to the body. Guinness takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Guinness throws a jab when Sparger was well out of range.
Sparger lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
It looks like Arthur Guinness has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Guinness takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Sparger connects with a jab.
Sparger lunges at Guinness with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Guinness's hand.
Guinness looks to score with a jab to the body but Sparger is just out of range.
Sparger with a jab.
Jab by Guinness.
Sparger circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparger misses with a body shot.
Guinness stuffs the takedown.
Sparger looks to throw the jab but Guinness is out of range.
Sparger throws a jab when Guinness was well out of range.
Guinness connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sparger connects with a body shot.
Guinness connects with a body shot that sends Sparger's belly button to the back.
Sparger scores with a jab.
Guinness slips a jab and a cross from Sparger.
Sparger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Guinness.
Sparger looks to score with a jab to the body but Guinness is just out of range.
Sparger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Guinness staying out of range there.
Sparger throws a hook to the side of Guinness's head but Guinness sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sparger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guinness manages to avoid it.
Guinness scores with a body shot.
Sparger misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guinness misses the shot to the body.
Guinness lands a nice shot that snaps Sparger's head back.
It looks like Rob Sparger has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guinness lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Guinness tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sparger was well out of range. Poor timing from Guinness.
Guinness misses the shot to the body.
Guinness tries to close the distance and clinch but Sparger swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sparger. Guinness does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guinness sizes up Sparger with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Guinness throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Guinness is looking to wear down Sparger with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sparger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Guinness has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sparger finds it's way round the side to connect with Guinness's head.
Guinness throws out a loose jab but Sparger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sparger jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sparger throws a nice looking combination but Guinness bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Guinness punishes Sparger's body with a nice straight punch.
Sparger throws a hook to the side of Guinness's head but Guinness sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice takedown defense from Guinness. No joy for Sparger on that attempt.
Sparger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sparger scores with a one two! Guinness had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Guinness avoids the body shot from Sparger.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guinness scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Guinness with a hook.
Guinness scores with a jab to the body.
Sparger looks gassed!
Sparger ducks under a wild hook from Guinness.
Guinness lands a jab to Sparger's midsection.
Sparger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guinness.
Sparger with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A punch lands to the side of Sparger 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sparger scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Sparger.
Sparger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guinness.
Sparger looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Arthur Guinness has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rob Sparger.
Guinness avoids the body shot from Sparger.
Sparger thows a body shot but no joy.
Guinness scores with a jab to the body.
Guinness throws a series of strikes that have Sparger backpedaling.
Sparger looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sparger misses with a wild body shot.
Sparger shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Guinness defends it nicely.
Guinness digs a good body shot into Sparger's ribs.
Guinness looks to score with a jab to the body but Sparger is just out of range.
No joy there for Guinness, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Guinness takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sparger just misses with a punch to the body.
Sparger misses with a left hand
and Guinness counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sparger jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Sparger is defended easily by Guinness.
Sparger swats away the attempt to clinch by Guinness.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guinness moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Guinness is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Guinness staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Rob Sparger will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Sparger avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sparger misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Guinness fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sparger, pushing him back against the cage.
Guinness landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Guinness tries to land knees in the clinch but Sparger avoids the damage to the body.
Sparger is trying to force a seperation but Guinness has the dominant position.
Guinness lands a body shot.
Sparger is trying to push Guinness away but Guinness has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Sparger is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Guinness lands with a left to the head.
Sparger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sparger misses with an uppercut.
Sparger walks into a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guinness takes the fight into the clinch.
Guinness keeps control of Sparger as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Guinness has Sparger pressed against the cage, preventing Sparger from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Guinness lands a right hand.
Sparger is breathing heavily.
Guinness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Guinness crunches a lovely knee into Sparger's ribcage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparger managing to block the knees to the body from Guinness.
Guinness keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sparger's efforts to push away.
Sparger takes an elbow to the forehead.
Guinness missing with knees to the body.
Sparger wants to get back to striking at distance but Guinness won't allow it.
Knees to the body from Guinness.
Knees in the clinch landing for Guinness.
Guinness trying to stall but Sparger improves his position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Guinness lands an elbow inside that Sparger shrugs off.
That has opened up Rob Sparger's cut even more.
Guinness is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Sparger is keeping busy.
Sparger blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Guinness using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Guinness lands a nice shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sparger managing to block the knees to the body from Guinness.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Guinness keeps control of Sparger as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sparger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sparger takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Guinness.
Nice body punch from Guinness.
Sparger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guinness misses with a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Guinness.
Guinness utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Guinness tries to stall but Sparger uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Guinness dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Guinness lands with a right to the head.
Sparger looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sparger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Arthur Guinness has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Guinness lands a nice shot to the body.
Guinness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sparger in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Guinness misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sparger.
Guinness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sparger in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Guinness tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sparger's elbow.
Guinness lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Guinness.
Guinness tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sparger avoids it.
Guinness lands a body punch.
Guinness lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sparger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guinness taking a breather.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guinness digs a right hand into Sparger's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sparger's gas tank.
A right handed body shot lands from Guinness.
Guinness putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sparger in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Guinness scores with a nice short uppercut.
Guinness scores with a nice hook to the head.
Guinness lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Guinness trying to land knees to the body.
Guinness crunches a lovely knee into Sparger's ribcage.
Nice elbow from Guinness.
The cut above Rob Sparger's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Guinness lands a shot to the body.
Guinness pushes Sparger back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Guinness landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Sparger being controlled against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guinness lands an elbow that stopped Sparger in his tracks for a moment.
Guinness tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Sparger gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Guinness makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Guinness.
Guinness working for a triangle but Sparger defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Guinness escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Sparger gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arthur Guinness dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Sparger prevents a body shot from Guinness.
Guinness creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sparger's defenses.
Sparger breaks the clinch.
Sparger throws out a loose jab but Guinness uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guinness needs to keep his hands up - Sparger had a free shot at his head there.
Sparger on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Rob Sparger's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Guinness lands a jab to Sparger's midsection.
Sparger just misses with a punch to the body.
Guinness throws a right hand that Sparger ducks under and follows up with a left that Sparger also avoids with ease.
Guinness lands with a shot to the body.
Guinness dodges the punch combination from Sparger.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sparger throws a hook but Guinness blocks it.
Guinness blocks a jab.
Guinness misses with a wild body shot.
Sparger takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparger shoots in looking for a takedown. Guinness tries to sprawl out of it but Sparger keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Guinness manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Sparger drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Rob Sparger's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Arthur Guinness!
Arthur Guinness is the new heavyweight champion!
A less than humble Arthur Guinness misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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