PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Gallagher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Frank Gallagher is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Fucked up
vs
Gallagher

178 cm
22
182 lbs
4 - 4 - 1

170 cm
25
174 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Gallagher!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gallagher misses with an uppercut. Fucked up saw that one coming.
Gallagher throws a jab when Fucked up was well out of range.
Gallagher throws a nice looking combination but Fucked up bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gallagher misses with an uppercut
and Fucked up connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gallagher looks to land a combination but Fucked up avoids it well.
Gallagher misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fucked up.
Gallagher throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gallagher throws a lazy head kick

and Fucked up counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Gallagher looks gassed!
Gallagher pushes Fucked up off but Fucked up dives into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fucked up cracks Gallagher with a big right hand but Gallagher just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Fucked up scoring with punches from side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gallagher is trying to escape the position but Fucked up is controlling the position.
Gallagher is not content to let Fucked up control the position.
Gallagher is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Fucked up landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Fucked up trying to control the position but Gallagher is working away.
Fucked up creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
An elbow from Fucked up crashes against the mat.
Fucked up working the head with strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up grinds an elbow into Gallagher's temple.
Fucked up in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Fucked up lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Gallagher down.
Fucked up lands a decent elbow from side control.
The strikes coming from Fucked up are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fucked up looks up at the clock and then as Gallagher takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Fucked up smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Fucked up scoring with punches from side control.
Fucked up controlling the position.
Fucked up working the head and body with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fucked up cracks Gallagher with a big right hand but Gallagher just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Fucked up tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.

Fucked up is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Gallagher has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fucked up is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Gallagher is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The strikes coming from Fucked up are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

Gallagher sneaks out the side door and pushes Fucked up away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Fucked up takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Gallagher swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Fucked up closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Fucked up lands in his opponent's guard.
Fucked up postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gallagher is looking to stand up but Fucked up isn't so interested in that idea.
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Gallagher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gallagher wants to stand and escape but Fucked up is having none of it.
Gallagher utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Gallagher's head.
Fucked up chips away with some ground and pound.
Gallagher is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Fucked up wants to control from the top but Gallagher keeps moving.
Gallagher utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fucked up accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fucked up loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Gallagher wants to get back to his feet but Fucked up is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Gallagher keeping moving, preventing Fucked up from controlling successfully.
Fucked up working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Gallagher can do anything to dispel that myth.
Fucked up prevents Gallagher from getting back to his feet.
Fucked up chips away with some ground and pound.
Fucked up tries to free his leg and advance position but Gallagher is retaining full guard.
Fucked up landing some decent shots from guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Gallagher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gallagher utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Gallagher keeping moving, preventing Fucked up from controlling successfully.
Gallagher wants to stand and escape but Fucked up is having none of it.
Fucked up throws a big right hand that misses.
Gallagher working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fucked up.
Fucked up works over Gallagher with some ground and pound from guard.
Fucked up working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fucked up accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fucked up won't allow Gallagher to get back to his feet.
Fucked up lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fucked up is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Fucked up is in close to Gallagher's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Fucked up throwing strikes from guard but Gallagher blocks nicely.
Fucked up working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyelove Fucked up dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fucked up cracks Gallagher with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Gallagher throws a series of punches but Fucked up avoids them all with ease.
A right-left combo lands from Fucked up.
Frank Gallagher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Fucked up manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Gallagher on his heels. He'll look to pass Gallagher's guard now, I'm sure.
Fucked up postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Fucked up prevents Gallagher from getting back to his feet.
Fucked up is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gallagher can do to turn this around?
Fucked up throws a big right hand that misses.
Fucked up stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Gallagher swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Gallagher is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fucked up is controlling him.
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Gallagher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fucked up postures up and lands a big shot to Gallagher's brow.
Fucked up content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Gallagher is looking to stand up but Fucked up isn't so interested in that idea.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucked up postures up and lands a big shot to Gallagher's brow.
Gallagher is breathing heavily.
Fucked up throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Fucked up throws a big elbow that misses.
Fucked up working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Gallagher wants to get back to his feet but Fucked up is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Fucked up postures up and lands a big shot to Gallagher's brow.
Gallagher wants to get back to his feet but Fucked up is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Fucked up is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Fucked up scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Fucked up throws a big elbow that misses.
Fucked up distracts Gallagher with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Fucked up trying to control but Gallagher is working from the bottom.
Fucked up is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Fucked up stops Gallagher from standing up.
Fucked up trying to control but Gallagher is working from the bottom.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucked up with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up stops Gallagher from standing up.
Fucked up working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fucked up postures up and lands a big shot to Gallagher's brow.
Fucked up scoring with punches to the head and body.
Gallagher wants to stand up but Fucked up is controlling him.
Gallagher utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fucked up trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fucked up loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Fucked up throwing strikes but missing.
Gallagher wants to stand but Fucked up is controlling the position.
Fucked up lands a couple of digs.
Gallagher wants to stand up but Fucked up is controlling him.
Fucked up in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Fucked up pushing down on Gallagher's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Fucked up connects with a nice short shot to Gallagher's temple.
Ground and pound from Fucked up.
Fucked up is keen to just control but Gallagher is a slippery customer.
Gallagher taking some punishment here, with Fucked up in his half guard.
Fucked up winds up and cracks Gallagher with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Gallagher avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Fucked up.
Fucked up working the head and body with strikes.
Fucked up takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Gallagher pushes Fucked up off looking to stand but Fucked up dives back in and keeps control.
Fucked up working over Gallagher with some ground and pound. Gallagher looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucked up throwing shots but Gallagher is blocking nicely.
Gallagher taking some punishment here, with Fucked up in his half guard.
Fucked up working over Gallagher with some ground and pound. Gallagher looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Fucked up content to control rather than advance.
Fucked up drops an elbow to the side of Gallagher's head.
Fucked up has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gallagher on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Fucked up throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fucked up stops Gallagher from getting back to his feet.
Fucked up looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Fucked up lands with a punch from half guard.
Fucked up is nestled in close to Gallagher, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Fucked up working the head and body with strikes.
Fucked up is trying to control the action in half guard but Gallagher is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fucked up missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Fucked up connects with a nice short shot to Gallagher's temple.
Fucked up scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gallagher tries to kick Fucked up off but Fucked up keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Fucked up missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Gallagher on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Eyelove Fucked up overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Fucked up is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyelove Fucked up dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Fucked up gets a double leg takedown into Gallagher's guard.
Fucked up with a nice head shot there.
Fucked up distracts Gallagher with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Gallagher is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fucked up is controlling him.
Fucked up controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Fucked up pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gallagher is keeping the position for now.
Fucked up wants to control from the top but Gallagher keeps moving.
Fucked up throws a big elbow that misses.
Fucked up is working Gallagher over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Gallagher wants to stand up but Fucked up is controlling him.
Gallagher takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fucked up looking to pass the guard.
Gallagher is looking to stand up but Fucked up isn't so interested in that idea.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up postures up and lands a big shot to Gallagher's brow.
Fucked up trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fucked up throwing strikes from guard but Gallagher blocks nicely.
Fucked up pushing down on Gallagher's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Fucked up is just content to waste time from the top position. Gallagher takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Gallagher utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Gallagher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fucked up stands up over Gallagher, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Fucked up working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fucked up scoring with punches to the head and body.
Gallagher wants to get back to his feet but Fucked up is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Gallagher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Fucked up's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Fucked up is looking to work some ground and pound but Gallagher has wrist control.
Fucked up postures up and lands a big shot to Gallagher's brow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gallagher wants to get back to his feet but Fucked up is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Fucked up lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Fucked up trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Gallagher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fucked up accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Gallagher wants to stand up but Fucked up is controlling him.
Fucked up working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fucked up works over Gallagher with some ground and pound from guard.
Frank Gallagher has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Fucked up working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Gallagher is looking to stand up but Fucked up isn't so interested in that idea.
Fucked up landing some decent shots from guard.
Fucked up stands up over Gallagher, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

Fucked up avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Fucked up stops Gallagher from standing up.
Fucked up is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Fucked up lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Fucked up landing with the ground and pound.
Gallagher wants to stand up but Fucked up is controlling him.
Fucked up wants to control from the top but Gallagher keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Gallagher swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fucked up prevents Gallagher from getting back to his feet.
Fucked up with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Fucked up postures up in Gallagher's guard and throws a big left but Gallagher blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fucked up working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fucked up lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Gallagher has his foot on Fucked up's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fucked up works his way back into a safe position though.
Fucked up scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Fucked up's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Fucked up trying to control the position from guard on top but Gallagher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fucked up lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Fucked up with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Fucked up lands a couple of digs.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyelove Fucked up showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fucked up, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyelove Fucked up!
An intense looking Eyelove Fucked up took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!" Quran 22:19-2'.