PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Brentwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franz Kafka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kafka has chosen Heartbeats as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Brentwood
vs
Kafka

195 cm
25
285 lbs
10 - 12 - 1

200 cm
27
265 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Bruce Brentwood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Franz Kafka!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, William Peck and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kafka lands a head kick!

It looks like Bruce Brentwood has been cut.
Kafka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Brentwood walks forward, straight into a front kick from Kafka.
Kafka fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brentwood misses with a double jab.
Kafka looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Brentwood throws a sloppy head kick and Kafka moves out of range easily.
Brentwood stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kafka.
Brentwood throws a lazy head kick
and Kafka counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Brentwood is breathing heavily.
Kafka lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Brentwood falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Franz Kafka!
During a confident post fight interview, Franz Kafka thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.