PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Randal Pritchard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pritchard kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is English Blood, Irish Heart - By Morrissey. The Impaler is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Δράκων . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pritchard
vs
The Impaler

187 cm
28
191 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

178 cm
24
193 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randal Pritchard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Vlad The Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Josh West and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Impaler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and The Impaler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pritchard takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pritchard just misses with a punch to the body.
Pritchard connects with a body shot that sends The Impaler's belly button to the back.
The Impaler throws a sloppy head kick and Pritchard moves out of range easily.
The Impaler does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The Impaler throws out a leg kick but Pritchard moves out of range and The Impaler only half commits.
The Impaler looks to land a left hand but Pritchard moved out of range nicely.
Pritchard throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Vlad The Impaler has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - The Impaler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pritchard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Impaler avoids the body shot from Pritchard.
Pritchard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice shot lands for Pritchard.
The Impaler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pritchard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Impaler looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pritchard looks to throw the jab but The Impaler is out of range.
Pritchard takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pritchard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Impaler manages to avoid it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pritchard looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Impaler lands the left hand.
The Impaler throws the left hand but Pritchard avoids the punch easily.
Sloppy strikes from Pritchard. Those never looked like landing.
The Impaler attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The Impaler throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pritchard lands a leg kick that knocks The Impaler off balance momentarily.
The Impaler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pritchard.
Pritchard throws a front kick aimed at The Impaler's knee but The Impaler avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pritchard misses the jab.
Pritchard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pritchard blocks a low kick nicely.
The crowd cheers as The Impaler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pritchard doesn't seem phased though.
That kick from The Impaler tenderised Pritchard's leg. Pritchard is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pritchard doesn't manage to clinch there - The Impaler circles away.
Pritchard blocks a low kick nicely.
The Impaler missing with a left hand there. Pritchard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pritchard throws the left hand but The Impaler avoids the punch easily.
The Impaler misses with an attempted mid kick.
The Impaler throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nice cross by Pritchard.
Pritchard slips a jab from The Impaler.
The Impaler attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Impaler.
The Impaler throws a leg kick but Pritchard sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pritchard misses with a low kick.
The Impaler tries a low kick but Pritchard avoids it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pritchard.
Pritchard dips to his left and cracks The Impaler with an uppercut!
The Impaler connects with a jab.
The Impaler fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pritchard has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pritchard is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pritchard throws a low kick but The Impaler moves out of range easily.
The Impaler attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The Impaler on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pritchard.
Pritchard lands the left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pritchard misses with a straight right.
Pritchard looks to land a body kick but The Impaler moved away.
An inside leg kick lands from The Impaler.
Pritchard scores with a head kick. The Impaler tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Pritchard slips a jab from The Impaler.
The Impaler avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pritchard keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The Impaler missing with a left hand there. Pritchard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Impaler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pritchard pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pritchard tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. The Impaler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Impaler thumps Pritchard with a low kick.
The Impaler throws a leg kick but Pritchard sees it coming and moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Randal Pritchard will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Vlad The Impaler's cut.
That's time! Pritchard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Pritchard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pritchard tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. The Impaler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pritchard moves out of range of the leg kick from The Impaler.
Pritchard throws a head kick that misses.
The Impaler throws a low kick but Pritchard avoids it.
A cross from Pritchard lands.
The Impaler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Pritchard ducks down to avoid it.
The Impaler takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A combination from The Impaler does no damage.
Pritchard scores with a spinning back kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pritchard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches The Impaler on the side of the head.
The Impaler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler throws a series of punches but Pritchard moves out of range.
The Impaler pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pritchard is out of range and The Impaler settles back down.
The Impaler lands the left hand.

Pritchard is rocked!
Pritchard walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! The Impaler swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vlad The Impaler!
After the fight, Vlad The Impaler was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.