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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jansku Butthead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antto Kuivahko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Antto Kuivahko is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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170 lbs
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164 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jansku Butthead !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Antto Kuivahko!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butthead swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kuivahko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Butthead closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Kuivahko to the mat! Kuivahko manages to get full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Kuivahko is trying to control the position but Butthead postures up.
Kuivahko looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Butthead gets to his feet. Kuivahko looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Butthead throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kuivahko.
Kuivahko rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Butthead moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Butthead rushes Kuivahko and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Butthead lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kuivahko backwards.
Kuivahko blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butthead wants to break the clinch but can't.
Butthead breaks from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Butthead circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kuivahko throws a nice looking combination but Butthead bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kuivahko scores with a three punch combo!
Some wild striking there from Kuivahko.
Kuivahko is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Butthead with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kuivahko makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Kuivahko enables Butthead to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Kuivahko manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Butthead got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kuivahko has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Butthead has managed to get both his arms back between Kuivahko's legs - danger averted.
Butthead lands a couple of elbows.
Kuivahko is working an open guard so Butthead takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Kuivahko connects with a good right hand that stumbles Butthead . Butthead circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jansku Butthead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Butthead fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Butthead is breathing heavily.
Butthead gets tackled into the cage by Kuivahko. Kuivahko maintains the clinch.
Butthead is looking to break free of the clinch but Kuivahko has double underhooks.
Butthead misses with a body punch.
Butthead wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kuivahko escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Butthead fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kuivahko avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jansku Butthead . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kuivahko cracks a nice hook into Butthead 's ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butthead tries to clinch there but Kuivahko circles away.
Kuivahko gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Butthead trying to control the position from guard on top but Kuivahko is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Butthead avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Kuivahko avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Butthead throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Butthead is looking to work some ground and pound but Kuivahko has wrist control.
Butthead postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Kuivahko is looking for a triangle but Butthead pushes his legs off easily.
Butthead postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead throwing strikes from guard but Kuivahko blocks nicely.
Kuivahko looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead 's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Kuivahko is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Butthead keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kuivahko's head.
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Kuivahko's brow.
Kuivahko looking for a sweep. Not yet Kuivahko, not yet.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Butthead is working Kuivahko over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Kuivahko looking for a guillotine here but Butthead defends easily.
Kuivahko trying to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butthead scoring with some ground and pound.
Butthead scoring with punches to the head and body.
Butthead wants to pass the guard but Kuivahko is keeping the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Butthead landing with the ground and pound.
Butthead landing some decent shots from guard.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Kuivahko is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Butthead is in close to Kuivahko's body, working some short punches and elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jansku Butthead dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Butthead misses with a takedown attempt
and Kuivahko counters with a nice body kick.
Kuivahko tries to clinch there but Butthead circles away.
Kuivahko digs a good hook to Butthead 's body.
Kuivahko tries to bum rush Butthead with a series of wild strikes but Butthead uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kuivahko ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Butthead shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Kuivahko really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Butthead . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Kuivahko on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Butthead not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Butthead landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Butthead throwing shots but Kuivahko is blocking nicely.
Butthead not landing any meaningful shots this time.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butthead looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kuivahko with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.
Butthead throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Butthead there.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are battling for position here. Kuivahko manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Kuivahko looking for a guillotine here but Butthead defends easily.
Kuivahko is breathing heavily.
Butthead wants to control from the top but Kuivahko keeps moving.
Kuivahko trying to control the position.
Butthead is in close to Kuivahko's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Jansku Butthead overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kuivahko is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuivahko trying to control the position here.
Butthead throwing strikes but missing.
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Butthead got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kuivahko has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Butthead has managed to get both his arms back between Kuivahko's legs - danger averted.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kuivahko throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Kuivahko has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead pushes down on Kuivahko's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Butthead has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kuivahko has hold of Butthead 's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
Kuivahko is rocked!
Kuivahko wants to get back to his feet.
Kuivahko is still in real trouble! Can Butthead finish him?
Butthead is nestled in close to Kuivahko, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Kuivahko has hold of Butthead 's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Kuivahko's temple.
Butthead looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kuivahko with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Butthead drops an elbow to the side of Kuivahko's head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Kuivahko's temple.
Butthead working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kuivahko is trying to control but can't.
Butthead prevents Kuivahko from improving his position.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuivahko is trying to maintain the position but Butthead is very close to passing his half guard.
Butthead working Kuivahko over with strikes.
Butthead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Butthead seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Kuivahko's temple.
Butthead is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
Butthead is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Butthead in particular looking to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jansku Butthead dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Butthead throws an overhand right that drops Kuivahko like a sack of potatoes! Butthead dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jansku Butthead !
A victorious Jansku Butthead thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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