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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fuck BP Oil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arcturus Balfour (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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160 lbs
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166 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fuck BP Oil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Arcturus Balfour!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Thiago Cunha and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BP Oil fails with the takedown
and Balfour counters with a lovely shot to the body.
BP Oil moves out of range as Balfour throws a body kick.
BP Oil doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Balfour counters with a nice body shot.
BP Oil shoots and misses
and Balfour counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fuck BP Oil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Balfour leaves BP Oil with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Balfour swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by BP Oil.
Balfour lands a right hook to the body.
BP Oil misses with a takedown
and Balfour counters with a lovely straight right hand!
BP Oil shoots in looking for a takedown. Balfour tries to sprawl out of it but BP Oil keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Balfour manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
BP Oil doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Balfour counters with a nice uppercut.
BP Oil is breathing heavily.
Balfour connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot lands for Balfour.
Balfour scores with a jab. BP Oil acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Balfour stuffs the takedown attempt from BP Oil. BP Oil gets slowly back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balfour digs a good hook to BP Oil's body.
BP Oil with a lazy takedown attempt
and Balfour counters with a straight right hand.
Nice body punch from Balfour.
Danga de danga de dang - Balfour scores with a four punch combination!
Balfour scores with a jab.
Balfour has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Balfour lands a really nice looking cross but BP Oil seems unphased.
Balfour lands a right hook to the body.
Balfour scores with a nice head shot.
Balfour scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for BP Oil. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
This has been an exciting period of action!
BP Oil fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Balfour avoids it really well and circles away.
BP Oil gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Balfour.
Balfour is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! BP Oil had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Balfour scores with a hook to the body. BP Oil takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
BP Oil shoots in for a takedown but Balfour shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Balfour fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balfour looks to land a body kick but BP Oil moved away.
Balfour is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Balfour throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Balfour lands a slapping body shot.
BP Oil checks a low kick from Balfour.
BP Oil fails with the takedown
and Balfour counters with a one-two to the body.
Balfour moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Balfour lands a nice shot that snaps BP Oil's head back.
BP Oil misses with a takedown
and Balfour counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps BP Oil thinking.
Balfour with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Balfour lands with a shot to the body.
Balfour is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Balfour stalks BP Oil and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into BP Oil's face. BP Oil staggers backwards, shaken.
Balfour leaves BP Oil with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jab from Balfour.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balfour connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed BP Oil momentarily.
Balfour thuds his right hand into BP Oil's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
BP Oil with a poor takedown
and Balfour counters with a stiff right hand.
Balfour scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Balfour scores with a nice head shot.
Arcturus Balfour is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Balfour thuds a left hand into BP Oil's body.
Balfour works BP Oil's body with a nice hook.
BP Oil walks into a stiff left hand from Balfour.
Balfour dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Balfour lands a nice looking body shot.
Balfour's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Balfour duly obliges.
BP Oil looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BP Oil takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nice shot by Balfour.
BP Oil changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Balfour tries to avoid it but BP Oil manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Balfour to the ground. Balfour escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
BP Oil on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Balfour throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
BP Oil is trying hard to land a takedown here. Balfour sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Balfour scores with a sloppy right hand. BP Oil should have avoided that one.
BP Oil takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Balfour dips to his left and cracks BP Oil with an uppercut!
Fuck BP Oil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Balfour leaves BP Oil with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
BP Oil takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Balfour uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
BP Oil fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Balfour jabs BP Oil to the body, keeping him at a distance.
BP Oil takes one on the button.
Balfour lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Balfour is looking to slow BP Oil down with leg kicks.
Balfour cracks a nice hook into BP Oil's ribs.
Balfour dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Balfour connects with a single shot there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arcturus Balfour dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
BP Oil dives in and grabs Balfour's left leg, looking for a takedown. Balfour pushes down on BP Oil's head and hops out.
Balfour lands a slapping body shot.
BP Oil gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Balfour counters with a right hand to the body.
BP Oil fails with the takedown
and Balfour counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fuck BP Oil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Balfour looks to land a combination. BP Oil sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
BP Oil with a poor takedown
and BP Oil takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
BP Oil closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Balfour moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Balfour connects with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Balfour scores with a body shot.
Balfour stuns BP Oil with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Arcturus Balfour seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Balfour connects with a single shot there.
Balfour lands with a nice body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nice shot lands for Balfour.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balfour tests BP Oil's chin there with a solid looking shot.
BP Oil gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Balfour counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Balfour punishes BP Oil's body with a nice straight punch.
Balfour scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Balfour keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Balfour with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Balfour has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Balfour pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces BP Oil back to the cage. Balfour follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A lazy left from Balfour finds it's target.
BP Oil gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Balfour.
BP Oil takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
BP Oil shoots and misses
and Balfour counters with a one-two to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Balfour digs a good hook to BP Oil's body.
Balfour paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Balfour fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
BP Oil misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Balfour to counter with a crisp jab.
Jab by Balfour.
Balfour fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. BP Oil looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fuck BP Oil is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Balfour with a jab.
BP Oil tries to score a power double leg takedown but Balfour sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten BP Oil somewhat.
Balfour listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Balfour works over BP Oil's head and body with a nice combination.
BP Oil is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Balfour.
Balfour scores with a hook to the body. BP Oil takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Balfour scores with a three punch combo!
Balfour scores with a one two! BP Oil had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Balfour dips to his left and cracks BP Oil with an uppercut!
Balfour's corner calls for a 1-2. Balfour obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
BP Oil is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balfour comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
BP Oil fails with a takedown attempt.
Balfour jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Balfour moves into range and connects with a jab.
Balfour stuns BP Oil with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Balfour cracks a nice hook into BP Oil's ribs.
BP Oil shoots in for a takedown but Balfour shows good takedown defense.
Balfour lands with a cross.
BP Oil takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Balfour is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Balfour!
Oh BP Oil is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
BP Oil takes a shot to the body in his stride.
BP Oil seems to have got his legs back now.
Balfour cracks a nice hook into BP Oil's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Balfour moves into range and connects with a jab.
Balfour lands with a good body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Balfour scores with a four punch combination!
BP Oil ducks right into an uppercut from Balfour.
No luck for BP Oil with that takedown attempt.
BP Oil shoots in for a double leg but Balfour sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nice jab there from Balfour.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether BP Oil might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
BP Oil takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Balfour scores with a hook to the body. BP Oil takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Balfour scores with a jab. BP Oil acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
BP Oil shoots in looking for a takedown. Balfour tries to sprawl out of it but BP Oil keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Balfour manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Balfour lands a straight punch to the body, keeping BP Oil at a distance.
Balfour is working the combinations to good effect here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
BP Oil shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Balfour as he avoids it easily.
Balfour scores with a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arcturus Balfour showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
BP Oil tries to move into range but Balfour moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
BP Oil shoots in for a double leg but Balfour sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
BP Oil fails with a takedown attempt.
Balfour bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps BP Oil's head backwards.
The crowd cheers as Balfour lands an impressive looking overhand right. BP Oil doesn't seem phased though.
Balfour ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
BP Oil shoots for a takedown but Balfour saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fuck BP Oil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
BP Oil takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Balfour displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Balfour is looking to land body kicks.
Balfour displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Balfour ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
No joy there for Balfour, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Balfour jabs at BP Oil's body.
BP Oil takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
BP Oil doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Balfour punishes BP Oil's body with a nice straight punch.
Balfour scores with the left hand. BP Oil knows he should have avoided that one.
BP Oil gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Balfour.
Balfour slaps away a takedown attempt from BP Oil, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A right-left combo lands from Balfour.
BP Oil tries to score a power double leg takedown but Balfour sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten BP Oil somewhat.
A nice leg kick lands there from Balfour.
Balfour dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Balfour lands a glancing blow to the side of BP Oil's head.
BP Oil dives in and grabs Balfour's left leg, looking for a takedown. Balfour pushes down on BP Oil's head and hops out.
BP Oil looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Balfour is fending him off so far but BP Oil persists. Nope, Balfour circles away and we're back to standing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balfour thuds a left hand into BP Oil's body.
BP Oil moves forwards but Balfour connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Balfour darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Balfour lands a lovely overhand right.
Balfour lands a slapping body shot.
Balfour lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Balfour connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Balfour throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
BP Oil shoots and misses
and Balfour counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice shot by Balfour.
Balfour comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
BP Oil tries for a takedown but Balfour sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
BP Oil moves forwards but Balfour connects with a nice, crisp jab.
BP Oil walks into a stiff left hand from Balfour.
Balfour lands a really nice looking cross but BP Oil seems unphased.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Balfour.
BP Oil drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Balfour stuns BP Oil with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
BP Oil shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Balfour sprawls well. Balfour wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. BP Oil gets slowly back to his feet.
Balfour scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
BP Oil takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Balfour connects with a body shot that sends BP Oil's belly button to the back.
BP Oil will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Balfour displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Balfour takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
BP Oil fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Balfour lands a body shot.
BP Oil takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balfour scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice takedown defense from Balfour. No joy for BP Oil on that attempt.
BP Oil fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Horrible takedown by BP Oil or perhaps it was just good defense by Balfour which made him look bad.
Balfour scores with a sloppy right hand. BP Oil should have avoided that one.
BP Oil shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Balfour pinned against the cage. Balfour gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Balfour lands a nice looking body shot.
Arcturus Balfour is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
BP Oil has his takedown stuffed
and Balfour counters with a right hand to the body.
Balfour throws a shot to the body.
Fuck BP Oil has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Balfour lands a glancing blow to the side of BP Oil's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Arcturus Balfour comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Balfour has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Arcturus Balfour!
Arcturus Balfour decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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