PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Spiderman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Mitchell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mitchell has chosen Yardbirds - Heart Full of Soul as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Spiderman
vs
Mitchell

186 cm
29
210 lbs
11 - 16 - 0

205 cm
20
205 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, John Spiderman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Harry Mitchell!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Daniel Bishop and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spiderman throws a combination that misses
and Mitchell counters with a head kick. That will keep Spiderman thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Spiderman throws a combination that misses
and Mitchell makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Spiderman really felt that one!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mitchell - that will leave a mark!
Mitchell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Mitchell dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Spiderman. That did some damage!
Spiderman is breathing heavily.
Spiderman throws a series of punches but Mitchell avoids them all with ease.
Mitchell lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like John Spiderman has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spiderman misses with a double jab.
Spiderman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mitchell counters with an outside leg kick.
Mitchell lands with a kick to the temple. Spiderman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Mitchell throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mitchell feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spiderman's calf.
Mitchell cracks the inside of Spiderman's front leg.
Mitchell looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mitchell lands a leg kick that knocks Spiderman off balance momentarily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Mitchell.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mitchell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mitchell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mitchell.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mitchell.
Mitchell lands a leg kick that knocks Spiderman off balance momentarily.
Mitchell buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mitchell!
Mitchell is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mitchell, right into the meat.
Spiderman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mitchell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spiderman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mitchell lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spiderman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Spiderman tries to bum rush Mitchell with a series of wild strikes but Mitchell uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mitchell ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mitchell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Spiderman. That did some damage!
Spiderman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mitchell. Mitchell obviously looking to wear him down.
Spiderman sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mitchell.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mitchell.
Mitchell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mitchell plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Good leg kick by Mitchell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
John Spiderman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Mitchell. Spiderman shrugs it off though.
Mitchell lands a nice looking kick to the body. Spiderman takes a step back to recover.
Mitchell pushes Spiderman away with a front kick.
Mitchell is looking to slow Spiderman down with leg kicks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mitchell, right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mitchell.
Mitchell scores with a kick to the body.
Spiderman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mitchell can pounce on him.
Mitchell throws a head kick that half lands.
Mitchell lands a leg kick that knocks Spiderman off balance momentarily.
Spiderman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spiderman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mitchell can pounce on him.
Mitchell moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Mitchell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mitchell lands a leg kick that knocks Spiderman off balance momentarily.
Spiderman takes a kick to the side of the head.
Spiderman walks forward, straight into a front kick from Mitchell.
A solid body kick from Mitchell.
Mitchell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spiderman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mitchell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Mitchell with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mitchell scores with a spinning back kick!
Mitchell connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mitchell thumps Spiderman with a low kick.
That kick from Mitchell tenderised Spiderman's leg. Spiderman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mitchell throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Spiderman.
Mitchell is looking to slow Spiderman down with leg kicks.
Mitchell lets loose with a powerful body kick. Spiderman will feel that in the morning.
Mitchell lands a high kick!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick from Mitchell lands but Spiderman takes it in his stride.

Spiderman is rocked!
A chopping leg kick lands by Mitchell.
Oh Spiderman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Good leg kick by Mitchell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Spiderman misses with a right hand
and Mitchell counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
An inside leg kick lands from Mitchell.
Mitchell scores with a spinning back kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Mitchell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Spiderman's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Mitchell connects with a solid leg kick.
Spiderman seems to have got his legs back now.
Spiderman misses with a few strikes there.
An inside leg kick lands from Mitchell.
Mitchell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spiderman.
Mitchell lands a nice looking kick to the body. Spiderman takes a step back to recover.
Spiderman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mitchell can pounce on him.
Mitchell lands a high kick!
Mitchell lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spiderman's sensitive parts.
Mitchell cracks the inside of Spiderman's front leg.
Spiderman tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mitchell with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mitchell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mitchell lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Mitchell.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mitchell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mitchell looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mitchell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spiderman.
Mitchell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

John Spiderman's cut is getting worse.
The fighters circle, before Mitchell throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Spiderman's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Mitchell lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Harry Mitchell!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Harry Mitchell waved his t-shirt featuring Crushed Designs (90% return on laundry service)'s logo in front of the cameras.