PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Todinho Baiano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smackthatcow's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wretches & Kings. Baiano has chosen Of Stars and Smoke as his entrance music. Todinho Baiano is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Smackthatcow
vs
Baiano

200 cm
21
250 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

200 cm
22
282 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Todinho Baiano!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Seu Braga and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baiano closes this distance looking for a takedown but Smackthatcow circles away.

Smackthatcow takes the fight into the clinch.
Baiano avoiding damage as Smackthatcow throws knees to the body.
Baiano tries to pull guard but Smackthatcow forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Baiano jumps guard but Smackthatcow turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Hugo Smackthatcow has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Todinho Baiano.
Smackthatcow lands with a right to the head.
Baiano blocks the elbow strike.
Smackthatcow lands a right hand that snaps the head of Baiano backwards.
Baiano tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Smackthatcow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Smackthatcow throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Baianos head.
Smackthatcow lands a right hand.

Baiano pulls guard successfully.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Smackthatcow trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Baiano working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Smackthatcow doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Baiano is tightening it up a little... Smackthatcow has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Smackthatcow reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Smackthatcow taps out! Nice BJJ there by Baiano!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Todinho Baiano!