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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Big Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Somjit Boonjumnong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dick comes to the cage accompanied by Boom\ P.O.D. The crowd seem to be enjoying Boonjumnong's choice of entrance music: The Ecstasy of Gold (Remix) - Ennio Morricone. Big Dick is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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190 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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183 cm
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186 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Somjit Boonjumnong!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Paulo Santos and Leandro Rodrigues.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boonjumnong shoots in for a takedown but Dick shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dick bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Boonjumnong's head backwards.
It looks like Somjit Boonjumnong has been cut.
Boonjumnong slips a jab and a cross from Dick.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick misses with a hook. Boonjumnong ducked under it nicely.
Dick throws a looping overhand right but Boonjumnong ducks down to avoid it.
Boonjumnong avoids the body shot from Dick.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boonjumnong tries to clinch up.
Boonjumnong looks to clinch
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes from Dick. Those never looked like landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick throws a jab when Boonjumnong was well out of range.
Boonjumnong slips a jab from Dick.
Boonjumnong darts in trying to clinch
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Dick misses with a right hand
and Boonjumnong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boonjumnong shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dick as he avoids it easily.
Boonjumnong slips a straight right by Dick.
Dick feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Boonjumnong sprawling to the canvas! Boonjumnong rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dick finish him?!
Boonjumnong is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A combination from Dick does no damage.
Boonjumnong is still on wobbly legs! Can Dick finish him?
Boonjumnong blocks a jab.
Boonjumnong seems to have recovered his senses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boonjumnong fails with a takedown attempt.
Big Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Somjit Boonjumnong.
Dick misses with a straight right.
Dick drops Boonjumnong with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Boonjumnong! Dick dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Dick!
After winning the bout, Big Dick thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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