PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Beautiful Disaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santtu Selluliitti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beautiful Disaster has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Disaster
vs
Selluliitti

188 cm
21
190 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
190 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Beautiful Disaster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santtu Selluliitti!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Disaster avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Selluliitti lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Selluliitti.
Selluliitti is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Selluliitti swats away the attempt to clinch by Disaster.
Selluliitti turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Selluliitti lands a lovely overhand right.
Selluliitti lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Selluliitti looks to land a combination but Disaster avoids it well.
Disaster misses with a wild body shot.
Selluliitti scores with a jab.
Selluliitti throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Disaster.
Disaster throws a lazy body kick
enabling Selluliitti to counter with a crisp jab.
Some wild striking there from Disaster.
Selluliitti scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Selluliitti just misses with a punch to the body.
Selluliitti keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Disaster misses with a leg kick
and Selluliitti counters with a nice body shot.
Disaster misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Selluliitti.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Selluliitti.
Selluliitti cracks Disaster with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Disaster misses with a jab, cross combination.
Disaster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Selluliitti throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Disaster misses with a body kick.
Disaster tries to work over Selluliitti's front leg with a kick but Selluliitti checks it.
Disaster walks into a straight right hand from Selluliitti.
Disaster is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Selluliitti.
Disaster throws a right hand that Selluliitti ducks under and follows up with a left that Selluliitti also avoids with ease.

Disaster darts in and clinches Selluliitti up against the cage.
Disaster misses with the head strike.
Selluliitti blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Selluliitti pushes Disaster back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Selluliitti doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Disaster gets through Selluliitti's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Selluliitti is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Disaster pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Disaster lands a left hand.
Disaster lands a body shot in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Disaster.
Disaster lands a hook that snaps the head of Selluliitti backwards.
Disaster misses with a punch to the body.
Disaster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Disaster lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Selluliitti has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nice body punch from Disaster.
Selluliitti blocks a body shot from Disaster.
Disaster lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Disaster goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Disaster misses with a hook to the ribs.
Disaster tries a body shot but Selluliitti blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disaster gets through Selluliitti's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Disaster lands with a left to the head.

Selluliitti is rocked!
Disaster doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Disaster tries to throw a body punch but Selluliitti avoids it by throwing Disaster back against the cage.
Selluliitti jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Disaster walks away with a smile on his face. Selluliitti gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Disaster misses with a body shot.
Selluliitti misses with a jab, cross combination.
Selluliitti closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Nice body punch from Selluliitti.
Selluliitti misses with a few strikes there.
Selluliitti misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Selluliitti misses.
A good leg kick by Disaster.
Disaster avoids the body shot from Selluliitti.
Selluliitti moves out of range of the body kick from Disaster.
Disaster misses with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Selluliitti feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Disaster's calf.
Disaster connects with a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Disaster tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Selluliitti throws a looping overhand right but Disaster ducks down to avoid it.
Disaster is looking to score with low kicks.
Selluliitti misses with a few strikes there.
Disaster lands with an overhand left.
Nice defenses there by Selluliitti.
Disaster pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Disaster wants to clinch.
Disaster steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Selluliitti.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Disaster clinches.
Disaster working aggressively here.
Selluliitti tries to work over Disaster's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Selluliitti lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Beautiful Disaster will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Disaster tries to clinch there but Selluliitti circles away.
Santtu Selluliitti is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Disaster lands a lovely overhand right.
Disaster misses with a low kick.
Disaster connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Disaster throws a right hand that misses
and Selluliitti counters with a series of strikes. Disaster will be more careful next time no doubt.
Selluliitti tries to land a front kick but Disaster steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Disaster on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Disaster moves forwards but Selluliitti connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Selluliitti tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Disaster was well out of range. Poor timing from Selluliitti.
Disaster misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Selluliitti.
Disaster misses with a double jab.
Selluliitti punishes Disaster's body with a nice straight punch.
Disaster tries to score with a low kick but Selluliitti moves his leg out of the way.
Selluliitti lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Disaster backs up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Selluliitti misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Disaster.
Selluliitti throws a right hand that Disaster ducks under and follows up with a left that Disaster also avoids with ease.
Disaster takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster connects with a single shot there.
Selluliitti plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Disaster is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
No joy there for Selluliitti, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Disaster takes a swing at Selluliitti's ribcage but misses.
Disaster tries to land a front kick but Selluliitti steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Disaster misses with a wild combination.
Disaster avoids a punch combination nicely.
Selluliitti scores with a shot to the body.
Selluliitti steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Disaster.
Disaster bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Selluliitti throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Disaster misses the shot to the body.
Disaster finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Selluliitti connects with a looping right hand.
Disaster takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Some wild striking there from Selluliitti.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A slapping leg kick lands for Disaster.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Selluliitti misses the shot to the body.
Selluliitti showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Disaster.
Selluliitti getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A leg kick checked by Disaster.
Selluliitti throws a combination that misses
and Disaster makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Selluliitti checks a leg kick.
Selluliitti throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Disaster sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Selluliitti looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Santtu Selluliitti seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Selluliitti tries to keep at a distance but Disaster has taken the fight into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
Disaster lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Disaster goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Disaster.
Disaster misses with the head strike.
Disaster lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Disaster as the two fighters clinch.
Disaster prevents a body shot from Selluliitti.
Disaster working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Disaster blocks a body shot from Selluliitti.
Selluliitti tries to work over Disaster's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Disaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Selluliitti controls his hands.
Disaster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Selluliitti blocking some punches.
Disaster lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Disaster as Selluliitti tries to tie him up.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Disaster.
Disaster throws a punch but it's blocked by Selluliitti.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Disaster lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Selluliitti.
Selluliitti is breathing heavily.
Disaster lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Selluliitti backwards.
Still in the clinch, Disaster scores with a nice short uppercut.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beautiful Disaster dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Disaster avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Selluliitti will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Disaster moves into the clinch successfully.
Disaster has a couple of punches blocked by Selluliitti.
Beautiful Disaster has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Selluliitti goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Disaster lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Selluliitti backwards.
Selluliitti is looking to control Disaster's arms but Disaster gets an underhook and turns him. Now Selluliitti has his back to the cage.
Disaster lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Selluliitti is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Disaster blocks a body shot from Selluliitti.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Disaster.
Selluliitti takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Selluliitti lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Selluliitti blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Selluliitti misses with a punch to the body.
Disaster throws a punch but it's blocked by Selluliitti.
Disaster goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Selluliitti has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Disaster avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Selluliitti is trying to break the clinch but Disaster is controlling him.
Disaster misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Selluliitti blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Selluliitti tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Selluliitti blocks a body shot from Disaster.
Selluliitti prevents a body shot from Disaster.
Disaster misses with some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Disaster.
Disaster lands a shot to the body.
Disaster tries to throw a body punch but Selluliitti avoids it by throwing Disaster back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Selluliitti blocking some punches.
Selluliitti working aggressively here.
Disaster throws a punch but it's blocked by Selluliitti.
Disaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Selluliitti controls his hands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Disaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Selluliitti controls his hands.
Selluliitti blocking some punches.
Disaster misses with the head strike.
Selluliitti drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Disaster gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Disaster lands a right hand.
Disaster tries to throw a body punch but Selluliitti avoids it by throwing Disaster back against the cage.

Disaster drops Selluliitti onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Selluliitti is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Selluliitti is still on wobbly legs! Can Disaster finish him?

It looks like Santtu Selluliitti has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disaster throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Disaster pushes Selluliitti against the cage and as Selluliitti bounces back, Disaster cracks him with a massive overhand right that sends him crashing to the mat! Disaster follows up with more strikes but Selluliitti was out from that first, devastating punch! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Beautiful Disaster!
Beautiful Disaster decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.