PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Huge Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Topper Harley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Guy
vs
Harley

225 cm
25
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

200 cm
23
269 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Huge Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Topper Harley!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harley blocks a head kick by Guy.
A slow jab from Harley misses its intended target.
No joy there for Guy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Guy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Harley drives through and clinches with Guy against the ropes.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Guy is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Harley prevents Guy from breaking the clinch.
Harley lands a nice knee to the body.
Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Harley landing knees to the body.
Harley crunches a lovely knee into Guy's ribcage.
Harley tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Guy avoids it.
Harley with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Huge Guy has been cut.
Harley lands a knee to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Harley.
Guy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Harley landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Harley using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Harley lands a knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy takes a knee to the side of the body.
Harley crunches a lovely knee into Guy's ribcage.
Harley landing knees to the body.
Guy avoiding damage as Harley throws knees to the body.
Harley landing knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harley lands a good knee to the midsection. Guy won't want to take too many of those.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from Harley.
Harley tries to land knees in the clinch but Guy avoids the damage to the body.
Harley misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Guy.
Harley tries to land knees in the clinch but Guy avoids the damage to the body.
Harley has Guy pushed against the ropes.
Harley trying to land knees to the body.
Harley dodges an elbow strike from Guy.
Harley lands a good knee to the midsection. Guy won't want to take too many of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harley putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Guy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Harley lands an elbow just above Guy 's eye.
Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Guy managing to block the knees to the body from Harley.
Harley has Guy pushed against the ropes.
Harley missing with knees to the body.
Guy avoiding damage as Harley throws knees to the body.
Harley tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Guy avoids it.
Harley lands a good knee to the midsection. Guy won't want to take too many of those.
Harley tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Guy avoids it.
Guy misses with a body punch.
Harley lands a good knee to the midsection. Guy won't want to take too many of those.
Harley landing knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Harley.
Harley is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Harley lands a knee to the body.
Harley lands an elbow just above Guy 's eye.
Guy avoiding damage as Harley throws knees to the body.
Harley is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Guy is defending well for now.
Harley tries to land knees in the clinch but Guy avoids the damage to the body.
Harley lands an elbow that stopped Guy in his tracks for a moment.
Harley misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Guy.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Harley obliges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Harley working Guy over with knees to the body.
Harley is struggling to control the position.
Harley utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Harley lands a nice elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harley working Guy over with knees to the body.
Harley landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Harley using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Harley's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Harley lands a knee to the body.
Harley is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Guy is defending well for now.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Harley controls the action.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Knees to the body from Harley.
Harley creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Guy's defenses.
Harley slows down the pace here.
Harley misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Guy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Topper Harley dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Huge Guy's cut.
That's time! Guy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Harley connects with a jab.
Guy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Harley scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Huge Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Harley can pounce on him.

Guy tries to keep at a distance but Harley has taken the fight into the clinch.
Harley missing with knees to the body.
Harley landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Harley lands a knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guy avoiding damage as Harley throws knees to the body.
Guy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harley stalls.
Guy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Harley lands a knee to the body.
Harley missing with knees to the body.
Topper Harley seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Harley misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Guy.
Knees in the clinch landing for Harley.
Harley working Guy over with knees to the body.
Guy tries to stall but Harley uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Harley landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Harley keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Guy's efforts to push away.
Harley tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Guy takes a knee to the side of the body.
Harley working Guy over with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Harley.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Harley missing with knees to the body.
Harley effectively controlling the action here.
Harley tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Guy avoids it.
Harley has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Harley trying to land knees to the body.
Guy avoiding damage as Harley throws knees to the body.
Harley landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Harley lands a knee to the body.
Harley landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Harley landing knees to the body.
Harley has Guy pressed against the ropes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy takes a knee to the side of the body.
Harley landing knees to the body.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Harley landing knees to the body.
Harley landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Harley missing with knees to the body.
Harley putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Guy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Harley landing some nice looking knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Harley blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Guy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Harley scores a nice knee to the body.
Harley working Guy over with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harley landing knees to the body.
Harley putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Guy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Harley taking a breather.
Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Harley landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Guy letting Harley take a breather here.
Harley landing knees to the body.
Guy letting Harley take a breather here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Harley putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Guy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Guy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Topper Harley showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Huge Guy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Harley pushes Guy away with a front kick.
Guy tries a head kick but it misses.

Harley moves into the clinch successfully.
Harley lands a nice elbow.
Harley lands a good knee to the midsection. Guy won't want to take too many of those.
Guy managing to block the knees to the body from Harley.
The referee is keeping an eye on Harley - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Harley working Guy over with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Harley missing with knees to the body.
Harley lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Harley working Guy over with knees to the body.
Harley putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Guy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Harley crunches a lovely knee into Guy's ribcage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Come on Harley - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Harley is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Harley will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Guy up against the ropes.
Guy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harley trying to land knees to the body.
Harley tries to land knees in the clinch but Guy avoids the damage to the body.
Harley is stalling here.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harley trying to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Harley.
Harley landing knees to the body.
Harley landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Guy tries to work over Harley's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Harley unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Harley lands a knee to the body.
Harley tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Guy avoids it.
Guy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Harley putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Guy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Guy avoiding damage as Harley throws knees to the body.
Guy is trying to break free.
Harley lands a nice elbow.

Huge Guy's cut is getting worse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harley is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Harley using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Guy avoiding damage as Harley throws knees to the body.
Guy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Harley working Guy over with knees to the body.
Harley with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Harley tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Guy avoids it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Harley wants to stall.
Guy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Harley is defending well for now.
Harley is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Guy is defending well for now.
Harley gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Harley tries to land knees in the clinch but Guy avoids the damage to the body.
Huge Guy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy is looking to break free of the clinch but Harley has double underhooks.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Harley missing with knees to the body.
Harley lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Guy working aggressively here.
Topper Harley is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Harley is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Guy is defending well for now.
Harley blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Harley crunches a lovely knee into Guy's ribcage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Harley lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Harley.
Harley landing knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Topper Harley comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Harley has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 24:30
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 24:30
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Topper Harley!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Topper Harley waved his t-shirt featuring Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (95% quick laundry)'s logo in front of the cameras.