PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Momo Djembe Djembe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toeson Esq is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Am the Walrus. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Manfred E Toeson Esq enters the cage!

Djembe Djembe
vs
E Toeson Esq

215 cm
28
280 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

187 cm
22
215 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Momo Djembe Djembe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Djembe Djembe throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Djembe Djembe looks to land a left hand but Toeson Esq moved out of range nicely.
Djembe Djembe misses with a hook
and Toeson Esq counters with a good, hard body kick but Djembe Djembe shrugs it off.
Djembe Djembe cracks a nice hook into Toeson Esq's ribs.
Djembe Djembe misses with a lunging right hand
and Toeson Esq counters with an outside leg kick.
Djembe Djembe loads up on a big right hand but Toeson Esq slips the punch.
Toeson Esq with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Djembe Djembe slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Toeson Esq turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Djembe Djembe takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Djembe Djembe is breathing heavily.
Toeson Esq dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Djembe Djembe. That did some damage!
Djembe Djembe walks into a stiff left hand from Toeson Esq.
Djembe Djembe smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Djembe Djembe thows a left - swing and a miss!
A slapping body kick lands there for Toeson Esq.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Toeson Esq rushes Djembe Djembe and presses him up against the cage.
Toeson Esq lands a knee to the head.
Djembe Djembe being controlled against the cage.
Toeson Esq lands a good knee to the midsection. Djembe Djembe won't want to take too many of those.
Djembe Djembe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Toeson Esq obliges.
A short right from Toeson Esq on the inside.
Toeson Esq tries to score a body lock takedown but Djembe Djembe shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Djembe Djembe blocks an elbow strike.
Toeson Esq manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Djembe Djembe is looking to break free of the clinch but Toeson Esq has double underhooks.
Djembe Djembe struggles to land a body shot inside as Toeson Esq controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq lands a shoulder strike.
A knee to the head by Toeson Esq.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toeson Esq prevents a body shot from Djembe Djembe.
Djembe Djembe looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Toeson Esq unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Toeson Esq works on Djembe Djembe's body with a couple of short punches.
Toeson Esq lands with a left to the head.
Toeson Esq landing knees to the body.
Toeson Esq blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Toeson Esq using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Djembe Djembe has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Toeson Esq blocks a body shot from Djembe Djembe.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq scores with a knee to the head.
Toeson Esq unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Toeson Esq works on Djembe Djembe's body with a couple of short punches.
A short left from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq scores with a shot to the side of Djembe Djembe's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq pushes off an throws an elbow but Djembe Djembe leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Toeson Esq leaning against his opponent.
Djembe Djembe tries to throw a body punch but Toeson Esq avoids it by throwing Djembe Djembe back against the cage.
Toeson Esq working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Djembe Djembe misses with an elbow over the top.
Djembe Djembe throws a punch but it's blocked by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Djembe Djembe in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Toeson Esq lands a left hand.
Toeson Esq presses Djembe Djembe against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Toeson Esq digs a right hand into Djembe Djembe's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Djembe Djembe's gas tank.
Toeson Esq throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Djembe Djembe blocks it with crossed arms.
Toeson Esq lands a good knee to the midsection. Djembe Djembe won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toeson Esq with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Toeson Esq lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Toeson Esq lands a hook to the side of the head.
Toeson Esq dodges an elbow strike from Djembe Djembe.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Djembe Djembe tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Toeson Esq avoids it.
Djembe Djembe tries to throw a body punch but Toeson Esq avoids it by throwing Djembe Djembe back against the cage.
Djembe Djembe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Djembe Djembe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Toeson Esq lands a left hand.
Toeson Esq gets through Djembe Djembe's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Toeson Esq is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Djembe Djembe blocks it with crossed arms.
Djembe Djembe is trying to break the clinch but Toeson Esq is controlling him.
Djembe Djembe looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Djembe Djembe takes a shot to the head.
Toeson Esq displaying some good clinch control by pressing Djembe Djembe up against the cage.
Toeson Esq scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manfred E Toeson Esq dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Toeson Esq looks to land a left hand but Djembe Djembe moved out of range nicely.
Djembe Djembe misses with a straight right.
Djembe Djembe dips to his left and cracks Toeson Esq with an uppercut!
Toeson Esq ducks under a wild hook from Djembe Djembe.
Toeson Esq is looking to clinch.
Toeson Esq takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Djembe Djembe scores with a nice body kick.
Toeson Esq slips a jab from Djembe Djembe.
Nice uppercut there from Djembe Djembe.
Djembe Djembe scores with a crisp jab that stopped Toeson Esq in his tracks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Toeson Esq, right into the meat.
Djembe Djembe is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Djembe Djembe misses with a jab to the body
and Toeson Esq counters with a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Toeson Esq lands a nice hook to Djembe Djembe's body. Djembe Djembe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq thuds a left hand into Djembe Djembe's body.
Toeson Esq turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Toeson Esq fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Djembe Djembe.
Djembe Djembe on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Djembe Djembe on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Djembe Djembe stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Djembe Djembe.
Toeson Esq catches Djembe Djembe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Toeson Esq misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Djembe Djembe.
Toeson Esq connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Djembe Djembe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Djembe Djembe throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Toeson Esq counters with a nice low kick that buckles Djembe Djembe's knee momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq lands with a shot to the body.
Toeson Esq is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Djembe Djembe rather than just go for the knockout.
Toeson Esq scores with a kick to the body.
Toeson Esq lands a slapping body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Djembe Djembe 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Djembe Djembe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Toeson Esq scores with a sloppy right hand. Djembe Djembe should have avoided that one.
Toeson Esq scores with a jab to the body.
Djembe Djembe has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Toeson Esq.
Djembe Djembe blocks the body kick.
Toeson Esq connects with a solid leg kick.
Toeson Esq connects with an inside leg kick.
Toeson Esq with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq thows a body kick. Djembe Djembe tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Djembe Djembe on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Toeson Esq fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Djembe Djembe.
Toeson Esq fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Djembe Djembe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Djembe Djembe avoids a kick to the body.
Toeson Esq has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Djembe Djembe steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Toeson Esq. That one must have hurt.
Toeson Esq tries to land a front kick but Djembe Djembe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Toeson Esq throws out a loose jab but Djembe Djembe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Djembe Djembe misses with a kick to the body
and Toeson Esq counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Toeson Esq moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Toeson Esq connects with an inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq connects with a body shot that sends Djembe Djembe's belly button to the back.
Toeson Esq feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Djembe Djembe's calf.
Toeson Esq looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Momo Djembe Djembe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Toeson Esq feints and then cracks Djembe Djembe's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Djembe Djembe down.
Djembe Djembe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Djembe Djembe stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Toeson Esq.
A good leg kick by Toeson Esq.
Momo Djembe Djembe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Toeson Esq scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Toeson Esq tries to clinch up but Djembe Djembe circles away and keeps his distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Toeson Esq. Djembe Djembe shrugs it off though.
Toeson Esq thumps Djembe Djembe with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manfred E Toeson Esq showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Toeson Esq lands a slapping body shot.
A jab from Toeson Esq misses.
Djembe Djembe looks to land a right hand but Toeson Esq moved out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A slow jab from Djembe Djembe misses its intended target.
Toeson Esq attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Djembe Djembe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Toeson Esq fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Djembe Djembe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Djembe Djembe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Toeson Esq moves away.
Toeson Esq uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Djembe Djembe.
Toeson Esq tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Djembe Djembe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Djembe Djembe tries to land a front kick but Toeson Esq steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A looping hook to the body misses from Djembe Djembe. Toeson Esq does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toeson Esq lands with a thumping leg kick.
Toeson Esq throws a half hearted mid kick.
Djembe Djembe throws a jab when Toeson Esq was well out of range.
Djembe Djembe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Djembe Djembe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Toeson Esq was well out of range. Poor timing from Djembe Djembe.
Djembe Djembe is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Djembe Djembe has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Toeson Esq.
Djembe Djembe closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Toeson Esq scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Djembe Djembe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

Toeson Esq closes the distance and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Toeson Esq has hold of one of Djembe Djembe's legs. Djembe Djembe is fighting the takedown attempt but Toeson Esq gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Toeson Esq trying to control the position from guard on top but Djembe Djembe is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Manfred E Toeson Esq hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Toeson Esq jabs Djembe Djembe to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Momo Djembe Djembe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Toeson Esq scores with a decent looking hook.

It looks like Momo Djembe Djembe has been cut.
Djembe Djembe throws a good cross that connects.
Toeson Esq throws a push kick but Djembe Djembe slaps the foot to one side.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Djembe Djembe avoids the body shot from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Djembe Djembe feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Toeson Esqs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Djembe Djembe misses with a straight right.
Djembe Djembe will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Toeson Esq slips a jab from Djembe Djembe.
Toeson Esq catches Djembe Djembe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Manfred E Toeson Esq is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Djembe Djembe fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Toeson Esq looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Djembe Djembe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Toeson Esq manages to avoid it.
Djembe Djembe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Toeson Esq.
Djembe Djembe bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Toeson Esq's head.
Djembe Djembe misses with a left hand
and Toeson Esq counters with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq misses with a kick to the body.
Djembe Djembe misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toeson Esq scores with a leg kick.
Toeson Esq steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Djembe Djembe.
Djembe Djembe is looking to clinch.
Djembe Djembe misses with a right hand
and Toeson Esq makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The fighters circling - Djembe Djembe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A shot to the liver by Toeson Esq. Beautiful body shot.

Toeson Esq forces Djembe Djembe back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Djembe Djembe misses with a hook to the ribs.
Djembe Djembe misses with an elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Djembe Djembe throws an elbow but misses.
Manfred E Toeson Esq seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Djembe Djembe is trying to stall.

And that's the end of the fight!
Manfred E Toeson Esq comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Toeson Esq has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 26:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Manfred E Toeson Esq!
Manfred E Toeson Esq seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.