PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Crabtree (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santa Clause (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crabtree's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Move Bitch. Clause is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Red earth by PISSING RAZORS. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Crabtree
vs
Clause

191 cm
25
282 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

195 cm
25
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johnny Crabtree!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Santa Clause!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clause takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Clause shoots in looking for a takedown. Crabtree tries to sprawl out of it but Clause keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Crabtree manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

Clause fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Crabtree, pushing him back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Crabtree scores with a nice short uppercut.

It looks like Santa Clause has been cut.
Crabtree lands a right hand that snaps the head of Clause backwards.
Crabtree working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Crabtree gets through Clause's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Crabtree lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crabtree pushes Clause back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Crabtree gets through Clause's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That has opened up Santa Clause's cut even more.
A short uppercut from Crabtree.
Clause looks gassed!
Crabtree lands a left hand that snaps the head of Clause backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Crabtree.
Crabtree pushes Clause back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

The cut above Santa Clause's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Crabtree lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crabtree lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Crabtree.

Santa Clause's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Crabtree lands a right hand.
Crabtree lands a body shot in the clinch.
Crabtree pushes Clause back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crabtree lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Crabtree lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Crabtree.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Santa Clause's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Johnny Crabtree!
Johnny Crabtree took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, xXx - Voodoo Labs - 159+ Energy - $45 for their support in the buildup to the fight.