PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tyrone The Crack Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Knarles Grunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grunt has chosen BLUNT- The Iron Maiden as his entrance music. Knarles Grunt is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

The Crack Head
vs
Grunt

190 cm
20
168 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
26
170 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Big right hand

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Down Under Supplements (AXES)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tyrone The Crack Head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Knarles Grunt!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Crack Head throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Crack Head waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grunt.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Grunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A combination from Grunt does no damage.
Grunt missing with a left hand there. The Crack Head was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Grunt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Grunt works the jab nicely.
The Crack Head lands a right hook to the body.
The Crack Head avoids a punch combination nicely.
Grunt jabs The Crack Head to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Crack Head ducks under a wild hook from Grunt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Grunt looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for The Crack Head!

Grunt is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Grunt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Knarles Grunt!
Knarles Grunt took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Down Under Supplements (AXES) for their support in the buildup to the fight.