PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jane Speedo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete Patterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Jane Speedo has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Speedo
vs
Patterson

210 cm
25
200 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

179 cm
26
195 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Red Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jane Speedo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pete Patterson!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Emerson Jorge and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Speedo misses with a wild body shot.

Patterson is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Speedo's half guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Patterson is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Speedo is defending against the submission attempts here by Patterson.

Patterson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Speedo is just riding it out for now. Patterson eventually gives up the hold.
Speedo on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Speedo tries to get out of the position.

Patterson is looking for a kimura here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Patterson seems to be looking for submissions.
Patterson looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Patterson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Patterson looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Patterson is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patterson stopping the sweep attempt from Speedo.
Patterson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Patterson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Patterson won't allow Speedo to get back to his feet.
Patterson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Speedo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Patterson stands and throws Speedo's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Patterson throws an elbow but Speedo slips to the side and avoids it well.
Patterson throwing shots but missing, from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patterson controls the position.
Patterson misses with the ground and pound.

Patterson goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Speedo rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Patterson's guard! Nice work there by Speedo!
Patterson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Speedo manages to get himself to full guard.
Speedo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Patterson throwing strikes but missing.
Patterson works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Patterson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Patterson takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Speedo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Speedo blocking the ground and pound attempt from Patterson.

Patterson is looking for a kimura but Speedo is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Patterson to get the leverage.
Patterson misses with a head shot. Speedo uses the momentum to regain guard.

Patterson drops back looking for a leg! Speedo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Speedo manages to kick Patterson off! Patterson jumps back into Speedo's guard.
Speedo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Patterson stops Speedo from standing up.
Patterson throwing strikes from guard but Speedo blocks nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pete Patterson dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Speedo lands with a straight right. Patterson didn't see that one coming.
Speedo loads up on a big right hand but Patterson slips the punch.
Speedo throws a jab but it's blocked by Patterson.
Speedo throws the left hand but Patterson avoids the punch easily.
Speedo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Patterson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Speedos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Patterson shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Speedo's guard.
Speedo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Speedo will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Patterson throwing strikes from guard but Speedo blocks nicely.
Patterson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Patterson looking to sit in guard and control but Speedo gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Patterson has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Speedo doesn't defend quickly enough and Patterson has managed to lock this one up! Can Speedo escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Patterson on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Pete Patterson!
An out of breath Pete Patterson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.