PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruki Pushki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhirinovsky comes to the cage accompanied by Zhirinovsky and Serega - Murka. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Ruki Pushki enters the cage!

Zhirinovsky
vs
Pushki

180 cm
24
218 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

190 cm
28
205 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ruki Pushki!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Konstantin Menshow and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pushki misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd cheers as Pushki lands an impressive looking overhand right. Zhirinovsky doesn't seem phased though.
Zhirinovsky gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Pushki counter with a right hand.
Zhirinovsky has his takedown stuffed
letting Pushki counter with a right hand.
Nice defenses there by Zhirinovsky.
Zhirinovsky swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pushki throws a body punch but Zhirinovsky moves out of range.

Zhirinovsky manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Pushki on his heels. He'll look to pass Pushki's guard now, I'm sure.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Zhirinovsky is looking to work some ground and pound but Pushki has wrist control.
Zhirinovsky with a flurry of punches that miss.
Zhirinovsky postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Pushki working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zhirinovsky.
Pushki keeping moving, preventing Zhirinovsky from controlling successfully.
Zhirinovsky is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Zhirinovsky works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Zhirinovsky passes the guard and advances to mount!
Pushki is looking to get to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee warns Pushki that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Pushki tries to hold on but Zhirinovsky pushes him away.
Zhirinovsky can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pushki is looking to escape.
Zhirinovsky has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pushki keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The referee warns Pushki that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Zhirinovsky lands with some strikes.

Pushki is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big strike lands for Zhirinovsky! That's really hurt Pushki and he's turned his back - Zhirinovsky keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Zhirinovsky jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
A less than humble Vladimir Zhirinovsky misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.