PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bitis Gabonica (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Brasco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gabonica comes to the cage accompanied by Reptile by Skrillex. Bitis Gabonica has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Gabonica
vs
Brasco

198 cm
23
300 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

213 cm
21
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

PRIME DESIGNS
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bitis Gabonica!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Donnie Brasco!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brasco connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gabonica lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Brasco has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Brasco and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Gabonica throws a leg kick
and Brasco counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gabonica thinking.
Gabonica throws a head kick that misses.
Gabonica fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Brasco avoids it really well and circles away.
A head kick from Brasco lands but Gabonica takes it in his stride.
Gabonica shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Brasco pinned against the cage. Brasco gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Brasco checks a leg kick.
Brasco just misses with a punch to the body.
Brasco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brasco checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gabonica will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A low kick from Gabonica is predictable there
and Brasco counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Gabonica is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Brasco blocks a low kick nicely.
Gabonica misses with a low kick.
Brasco on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Gabonica. Gabonica obviously looking to wear him down.
Bitis Gabonica seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Gabonica clinches with his opponent.
Brasco blocks a body shot from Gabonica.
Gabonica struggles to land a body shot inside as Brasco controls his hands.
A hook to the body from Gabonica.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gabonica tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Brasco's elbow.
Gabonica stalling in the clinch.
Gabonica lands a body shot.
Brasco looks gassed!
Gabonica tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gabonica drops down looking for an ankle pick but Brasco pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bitis Gabonica. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gabonica fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brasco manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gabonica looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gabonica fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Brasco is out of range.
Gabonica misses with a low kick.
Gabonica misses with a low kick.
Gabonica shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Brasco sprawls well. Brasco wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Gabonica gets slowly back to his feet.

Gabonica drives through and clinches with Brasco against the cage.
Gabonica lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Brasco or not.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gabonica cracks Brasco with a nice body shot.
Gabonica stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Gabonica manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Gabonica wants to get back to his feet but Brasco is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Gabonica is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Brasco must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Brasco won't allow Gabonica to get back to his feet.
Brasco is fighting to break Gabonica's control of his arms but Gabonica is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Bitis Gabonica wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Gabonica throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Brasco throws out a leg kick but Gabonica moves out of range and Brasco only half commits.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brasco defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Gabonica.
Gabonica thows a body shot but no joy.
Gabonica tries to land a leg kick but Brasco saw it coming and moves away.
Gabonica throws a chopping leg kick but Brasco manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Gabonica throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Brasco moves out of range of the strikes.
Gabonica shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Brasco as he jumps to the side.
Gabonica tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brasco swivels and escapes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gabonica tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brasco swivels and escapes.
Gabonica will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bitis Gabonica dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Gabonica misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A low kick from Gabonica misses
and Brasco counters with a head kick.
Gabonica looks for the body kick but Brasco saw that one coming.
Gabonica throws a leg kick which misses Brasco's front leg but catches the back leg as Brasco tries to avoid it.
Gabonica throws a body punch but Brasco moves out of range.
Gabonica tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Gabonica drives through and clinches with Brasco against the cage.
Brasco is trying to break the clinch but Gabonica is controlling him.
Gabonica tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from Gabonica.
Gabonica scores with a shoulder strike.
Gabonica lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Brasco is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gabonica is working Brasco over against the cage.
Gabonica scores with a shot to the side of Brasco's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gabonica tries a body shot but Brasco blocks it.
Gabonica tries to work over Brasco's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gabonica misses with a punch to the body.
Bitis Gabonica has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Gabonica lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gabonica is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Brasco can do to turn this around?
Gabonica lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Gabonica gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Gabonica lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Brasco is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gabonica scores with a big shot! Brasco's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Brasco! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bitis Gabonica!
Bitis Gabonica retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Bitis Gabonica thanked XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under! $20 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).