PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damian Babinski Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat Sagdiyev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Babinski Jr comes to the cage accompanied by Let the bodies hit the floor. Sagdiyev has chosen Mamaliga as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Damian Babinski Jr has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Damian Babinski Jr seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Babinski Jr
vs
Sagdiyev

186 cm
19
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

191 cm
23
214 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Very confident

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (95% quick laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Damian Babinski Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Borat Sagdiyev!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Eddie Farnsworth and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sagdiyev leaves Babinski Jr with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Sagdiyev lands a nice looking body shot.
Sagdiyev misses with a straight right.
Babinski Jr shoots in but no luck this time.
Babinski Jr tries for a takedown but Sagdiyev circles away easily
and Sagdiyev counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Damian Babinski Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sagdiyev throws a series of strikes that have Babinski Jr backpedaling.
Sagdiyev looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Babinski Jr misses with the combination.
Sagdiyev lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Sagdiyev closes the distance and clinches.
Sagdiyev is stalling here.
A short right from Sagdiyev.
Sagdiyev lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Babinski Jr wants a takedown but no success here.
Babinski Jr blocks an elbow strike.
Babinski Jr tries to pull guard but Sagdiyev forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Sagdiyev slows down the pace here.
Babinski Jr takes an elbow to the forehead.
Sagdiyev stalling against the cage.
Sagdiyev lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sagdiyev working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sagdiyev tries a body shot but Babinski Jr blocks it.

Sagdiyev breaks the clinch.
Sagdiyev lands an overhand right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Babinski Jr shoots in for a takedown but Sagdiyev shows good takedown defense.
Babinski Jr changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sagdiyev tries to avoid it but Babinski Jr manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sagdiyev to the ground. Sagdiyev escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Babinski Jr wants to clinch.
Babinski Jr takes one to the chin there.

Babinski Jr is rocked!
Sagdiyev drops Babinski Jr with a straight right hand, right on the button! Sagdiyev follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Borat Sagdiyev!
Borat Sagdiyev made sure to mention his sponsor, Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp (95% quick laundry) in his post fight interview.