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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mortimer Plumbtree (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mofo Jojo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Plumbtree's entrance music is White and Nerdy. A fine choice. Mofo Jojo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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130 lbs
6 - 15 - 0 |
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155 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mortimer Plumbtree!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mofo Jojo!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jojo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jojo pivots, looking for a leg kick but Plumbtree is out of range and Jojo settles back down.
Jojo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jojo looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jojo throws a combination that misses
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Plumbtree lands a head kick. Jojo smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Plumbtree lands a high kick!
Jojo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jojo throws a sloppy head kick
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Plumbtree throws a head kick but Jojo moves out of range.
Plumbtree really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jojo throws a sloppy head kick and Plumbtree moves out of range easily.
Jojo misses with a double jab
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick. That will keep Jojo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jojo throws a sloppy head kick
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Plumbtree misses with a head kick.
Plumbtree misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jojo moves to clinch but Plumbtree breaks away
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jojo. That's going to slow Plumbtree down.
Jojo tries to clinch but Plumbtree moves away
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Jojo looks to throw a body kick
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Nice sprawl there from Plumbtree as Jojo shoots in.
Jojo tries to land a body kick
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick. That will keep Jojo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jojo with a lazy takedown attempt
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Mortimer Plumbtree has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mofo Jojo.
Jojo looks gassed!
Jojo with a lazy takedown attempt
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jojo wants to clinch
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Jojo avoids the head kick by Plumbtree.
Jojo blocks a head kick by Plumbtree.
Jojo blocks a head kick by Plumbtree.
Jojo throws a leg kick which misses Plumbtree's front leg but catches the back leg as Plumbtree tries to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jojo thows a leg kick but Plumbtree checks it
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Mofo Jojo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jojo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jojo tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jojo with a poor takedown
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jojo has Plumbtree up against the cage in a clinch.
Jojo looking to throw knees to the head but Plumbtree is blocking nicely.
Jojo wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Plumbtree has him pressed against the cage.
Plumbtree escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Plumbtree misses with a head kick.
Jojo shoots in for a takedown but Plumbtree shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jojo throws a right hand that misses
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Plumbtree throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jojo misses with a head kick.
A head kick by Jojo misses
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Jojo moves to clinch but Plumbtree breaks away
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Jojo looks to clinch
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Jojo throws a head kick that misses
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jojo throws a lazy head kick
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Plumbtree throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jojo tries to land a body kick
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jojo takes a kick to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mortimer Plumbtree dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Plumbtree throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick from Plumbtree lands but Jojo takes it in his stride.
Jojo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Plumbtree was well out of range. Poor timing from Jojo.
Jojo fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Plumbtree, pushing him back against the cage.
Plumbtree breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jojo tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Plumbtree misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jojo shoots and misses
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Plumbtree throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jojo moves to clinch but Plumbtree breaks away
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Jojo misses.
Jojo has his takedown stuffed
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jojo is breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Jojo.
Jojo throws a combination that misses
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Jojo blocks a head kick by Plumbtree.
Jojo tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
A head kick misses from Plumbtree.
Jojo throws a combination that misses
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Jojo throws a left and a right that both miss
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Jojo avoids the head kick by Plumbtree.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jojo throws a head kick but Plumbtree moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Plumbtree.
Jojo tries to clinch but Plumbtree moves away
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Plumbtree pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jojo avoids the head kick by Plumbtree.
A good leg kick by Jojo.
Jojo tries to clinch
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jojo misses with a double jab
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jojo blocks a head kick by Plumbtree.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jojo tries a head kick but it misses.
Mortimer Plumbtree is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jojo avoids the head kick by Plumbtree.
Plumbtree circles away from the clinch attempt
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Jojo wants to clinch but Plumbtree slips to the side
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Plumbtree misses with a head kick.
Jojo with a poor takedown
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Mortimer Plumbtree has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mofo Jojo.
Jojo misses with the body kick
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Plumbtree throws a head kick but Jojo moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jojo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Plumbtree circles away from the clinch attempt
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick. That will keep Jojo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jojo misses with a head kick.
Jojo throws a sloppy head kick
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Jojo avoids the head kick by Plumbtree.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Plumbtree pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jojo blocks a head kick by Plumbtree.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mortimer Plumbtree dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Plumbtree throws a head kick that misses.
A low kick from Jojo is predictable there
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Plumbtree misses with a head kick.
Jojo blocks a head kick by Plumbtree.
Jojo throws a head kick but Plumbtree moves out of range.
Jojo tries to land a body kick
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jojo throws a left and a right that both miss
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Plumbtree throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jojo throws a head kick that misses.
Jojo wants to clinch
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jojo tries to clinch up
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Jojo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jojo darts in trying to clinch
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick. That will keep Jojo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jojo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick by Jojo misses
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Jojo avoids the head kick by Plumbtree.
Jojo throws a leg kick
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick. That will keep Jojo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jojo with a lazy takedown attempt
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Plumbtree misses with a head kick.
Plumbtree misses with a head kick.
Jojo tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Plumbtree scores with a head kick. Jojo tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Mofo Jojo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jojo misses with a head kick.
Jojo doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Plumbtree throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jojo falls off balance throwing a combination
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Mortimer Plumbtree is winning the standup battle so far.
Plumbtree throws a head kick that Jojo semi-blocks.
Jojo tries to clinch but Plumbtree moves away
and Plumbtree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jojo is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A head kick from Plumbtree lands but Jojo takes it in his stride.
Jojo misses with a leg kick
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick.
Plumbtree throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Plumbtree circles away from the clinch attempt
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick. That will keep Jojo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jojo darts in trying to clinch
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick. That will keep Jojo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jojo is trying desperately to land a takedown but Plumbtree is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Jojo.
Jojo throws a head kick that misses
and Plumbtree counters with a head kick. That will keep Jojo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jojo tries to clinch
and Plumbtree counters with a big head kick but Jojo shrugs it off.
Jojo misses with a lunging right hand
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jojo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Plumbtree counters with a flying knee. Nice.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mortimer Plumbtree showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Plumbtree, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mortimer Plumbtree!
During a confident post fight interview, Mortimer Plumbtree thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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