PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vladdy Stanislov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stanislov comes to the cage accompanied by The Russian National Anthem. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Stanislov
vs
Titties

175 cm
32
158 lbs
23 - 12 - 0

180 cm
31
158 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Vladdy Stanislov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Taro Takaoka and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Titties connects with a solid leg kick.
Vladdy Stanislov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties loads up on a big right hand but Stanislov slips the punch.
Stanislov connects with a body shot.
Titties ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Titties punishes Stanislov's body with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Titties misses the target.
A big right from Titties misses.
Titties avoids the body shot from Stanislov.
Stanislov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Titties.
A big right from Titties misses.
Titties looks to score with a jab to the body but Stanislov is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stanislov defending well as Titties loads up on a big left hand.
Stanislov tests Titties's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Titties thumps Stanislov with a low kick.
A swing and a miss from Stanislov.
Titties with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Stanislov keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Titties.
Titties throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A head kick by Titties misses
and Stanislov counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Titties thinking.
Stanislov throws out a loose jab but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stanislov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Titties.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stanislov changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Titties takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Stanislov walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stanislov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stanislov misses with a jab to the body
and Titties counters with a stiff right hand.
Titties connects with a crisp jab.
Titties lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stanislov at a distance.
Titties throws a hook but Stanislov blocks it.
Titties on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Titties plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Vladdy Stanislov has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stanislov has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stanislov swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Titties scores with a leg kick.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stanislov throws a lazy right hand but Titties sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stanislov takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The crowd cheers as Titties lands an impressive looking overhand right. Stanislov doesn't seem phased though.
Stanislov backs away from a small jab... but Titties lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Stanislov crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Titties with a spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Hanz Titties!