PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Teppi Tarinashi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tarinashi's entrance music is Bitches get stitches. A fine choice. Al Bundy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Tarinashi
vs
Bundy

186 cm
32
195 lbs
19 - 12 - 0

185 cm
32
202 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
Counter striker
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Teppi Tarinashi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Al Bundy!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Donald Grub and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tarinashi shoots for a double leg takedown but Bundy sprawls well. He's pushed Tarinashi's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Tarinashi misses with a takedown attempt

and Bundy counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Tarinashi!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Bundy working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Tarinashi tries to reverse the position but Bundy maintains control.
Tarinashi in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Bundy trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bundy unloading with bombs!
Bundy lands a big shot there that rocks Tarinashi but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Tarinashi tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bundy with the ground and pound from mount.

Tarinashi is rocked!
Bundy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Tarinashi wants to try and get back to his feet.
Bundy lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Oh Tarinashi is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tarinashi tries to hold on but Bundy pushes him away.
Bundy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Bundy! Tarinashi is hurt baaadly! Bundy is firing away with more strikes - Tarinashi is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Al Bundy!
Al Bundy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, ĄFFĄKĘTIΘN, into his post fight interview.