PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Nick Szyslak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chino Bandito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Szyslak kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Metallica-Enter Sandman. Bandito has chosen Slayer - Hell Awaits as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Szyslak
vs
Bandito

165 cm
32
160 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

180 cm
28
167 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nick Szyslak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Chino Bandito!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Dmitry Maklakov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That kick from Bandito tenderised Szyslak's leg. Szyslak is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bandito takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bandito avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bandito ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Szyslak throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bandito sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bandito throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Szyslak scores with a nice right hand.
Szyslak misses with a wild body shot.
Bandito swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bandito connects with a body shot that sends Szyslak's belly button to the back.
Bandito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Szyslak manages to avoid it.
Szyslak throws a lazy uppercut
and Bandito counters with a stiff right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bandito misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandito tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Szyslak is able to avoid easily.
Szyslak swings for the body but Bandito moves out of range.
Bandito avoids the body shot from Szyslak.
A bone on bone clash there as Szyslak blocks the leg kick.
Szyslak stuns Bandito with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bandito slips a jab from Szyslak.
Bandito takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Szyslak misses with a looping left.
Bandito missing with a left hand there. Szyslak was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bandito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Szyslak.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Szyslak has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bandito.
Bandito takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Szyslak bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Szyslak misses with a jab, cross combination.
Szyslak is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Bandito's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Szyslak keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Szyslak throws a nice looking combination but Bandito bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bandito fakes the leg kick and cracks Szyslak in the body.
Bandito fails to land with a series of punches.
Szyslak throws a shot from downtown. Bandito moves away and avoids it.
Bandito takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Szyslak is looking to wear down Bandito with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Szyslak moves out of range of the body kick from Bandito.
Bandito throws a head kick that misses.
Bandito tries to land a front kick but Szyslak steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Szyslak thows a body shot but no joy.
Bandito connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Szyslak moves out of range of the leg kick from Bandito.
Nick Szyslak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Szyslak pushes Bandito away with a front kick.
Szyslak swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bandito moves away from the strike by Szyslak.
Nice defenses there by Bandito.
Bandito throws a body punch but Szyslak moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Szyslak.
Szyslak tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandito was well out of range. Poor timing from Szyslak.
Bandito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Szyslak.
Bandito blocks a jab.
Szyslak moves out of range of the body kick from Bandito.
Szyslak takes a swing at Bandito's ribcage but misses.
Szyslak scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Szyslak's corner calls for a 1-2. Szyslak obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Szyslak lands a nice looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bandito slips a straight right by Szyslak.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Nick Szyslak will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Szyslak looks for the body kick but Bandito saw that one coming.
Bandito uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Szyslak.
Szyslak fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Szyslak looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Szyslak wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bandito misses with a wild body shot.
Bandito goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Szyslak misses with a body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Szyslak.
Bandito displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Szyslak throws out the jab.
Szyslak throws a lazy right hand but Bandito sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandito will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nick Szyslak is winning the standup battle so far.
Bandito moves out of range of the strikes.
Bandito shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The fighters circling - Szyslak throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Szyslak misses with a two punch combination.
Szyslak uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bandito has time to react.
Szyslak fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandito manages to avoid it.
Bandito lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bandito tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Szyslak was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandito.
Szyslak misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Szyslak.
Szyslak throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bandito blocks a jab.
Bandito fakes the leg kick and cracks Szyslak in the body.
Szyslak swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bandito is looking to chop away at Szyslak's legs.
Bandito slips a straight right by Szyslak.
Szyslak misses with an uppercut
and Bandito counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Szyslak. Bandito does a little dance to reset his feet.
Szyslak fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandito manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bandito throws a low kick but it's checked well by Szyslak.
Bandito chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bandito moves out of range of the body kick.
Szyslak throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Szyslak throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Bandito counters with a thumping low kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bandito.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Bandito in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Szyslak misses with a body kick.
Szyslak scores with a nice body kick.
Bandito looks for the body kick but Szyslak saw that one coming.
Szyslak throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bandito. Szyslak does a little dance to reset his feet.
Szyslak throws a body kick the misses
and Bandito counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Szyslak thinking.
Bandito throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A lazy body kick from Szyslak
and Bandito counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bandito slips under a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Szyslak throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bandito counters with a low kick, right behind Szyslak 's knee.
Szyslak waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bandito.
Szyslak throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bandito avoids the body shot from Szyslak.
Szyslak misses with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Nick Szyslak will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Szyslak misses with a hook to the body
and Bandito counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Szyslak throws an overhand right that lands on Bandito's shoulder, as Bandito tries to avoid the shot.
Szyslak is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Szyslak thows a body shot but no joy.
Szyslak throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Szyslak scores with a jab to the head.
Szyslak throws a right and a left that both miss.
Szyslak misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Bandito to counter with a crisp jab.
Bandito tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Szyslak was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandito.
Bandito catches Szyslak with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

It looks like Nick Szyslak has been cut.
Szyslak throws a hook to the side of Bandito's head but Bandito sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Szyslak misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandito drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Szyslak right on the button. Szyslak goes down! Bandito follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Bandito gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chino Bandito!
Our winner, Chino Bandito, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.