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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rocco Campana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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269 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of New York, Rocco Campana!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockenschtuff's corner calls for a 1-2. Cockenschtuff obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
It looks like Rocco Campana has been cut.
Campana swings for the body but Cockenschtuff moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Campana throws a hook to the side of Cockenschtuff's head but Cockenschtuff sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cockenschtuff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Campana manages to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff misses with an uppercut.
Campana keeps the fight on the outside.
Campana shoots in looking for a takedown but Cockenschtuff manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Campana's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Campana misses with the body kick
and Cockenschtuff counters with a one-two to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A big left from Campana misses.
Campana throws a hook but Cockenschtuff avoids it easily.
Cockenschtuff lands a jab.
Campana pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Campana keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cockenschtuff walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Campana has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Campana there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cockenschtuff ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Campana gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cockenschtuff tries to clinch up but Campana circles away and keeps his distance.
Cockenschtuff connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cockenschtuff lets loose with a powerful body kick. Campana will feel that in the morning.
Campana is breathing heavily.
Campana takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Campana on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cockenschtuff. Cockenschtuff obviously looking to wear him down.
Cockenschtuff connects with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Campana, pushing him back against the cage.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shoulder strike.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Campana trying to control the position but instead, Cockenschtuff has worked for underhooks and has pushed Campana into the cage.
Cockenschtuff misses with the head strike.
Cockenschtuff misses with some punches.
Cockenschtuff fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Campana blocks an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Cockenschtuff.
A head punch on the inside from Cockenschtuff fails to land.
Campana is trying to pull guard but Cockenschtuff turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A short right from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook that snaps the head of Campana backwards.
Cockenschtuff gets through Campana's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Campana tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cockenschtuff's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Campana blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff throws a head punch that misses.
Cockenschtuff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cockenschtuff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand that snaps the head of Campana backwards.
Cockenschtuff lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff presses Campana against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cockenschtuff scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand that snaps the head of Campana backwards.
Cockenschtuff lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Campana backwards.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand that snaps the head of Campana backwards.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Campana.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Campana blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cockenschtuff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cockenschtuff.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Campana blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cockenschtuff fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Campana tries to throw a body punch but Cockenschtuff avoids it by throwing Campana back against the cage.
Campana blocks an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cockenschtuff pushes Campana back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Campana blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cockenschtuff.
Campana misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cockenschtuff works on Campana's body with a couple of short punches.
Cockenschtuff lands with a left to the head.
Campana blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short body shot lands from Cockenschtuff as the two fighters clinch.
Cockenschtuff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Campanas head.
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Campana backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Cockenschtuff.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rocco Campana's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Cockenschtuff tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cockenschtuff throws a good cross that connects.
Campana shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cockenschtuff defends it nicely.
Cockenschtuff thuds a left hand into Campana's body.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice leg kick that just misses Campana's sensitive parts.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cockenschtuff scores with a jab to the body.
Cockenschtuff clinches up against the cage.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Campana.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff - that landed with a thud.
Cockenschtuff pushes Campana back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cockenschtuff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cockenschtuff working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shot to the side of Campana's head.
Cockenschtuff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Campanas head.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff.
A left hand lands to the body for Cockenschtuff.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff drops Campana onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Campana is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Campana is rocked!
Cockenschtuff lands a shoulder strike.
Oh Campana is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cockenschtuff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cockenschtuff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Campana backwards.
Cockenschtuff lands a big right hand that drops Campana! The killer instinct kicks in and Cockenschtuff finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Cockenschtuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Cockenschtuff!
A very excited looking Lester Cockenschtuff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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