PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bruce Bell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nar Kaleptic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bell's entrance music is god damn best. A fine choice. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Bell
vs
Kaleptic

170 cm
19
273 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

150 cm
25
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
KO power

Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Bruce Bell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Nar Kaleptic!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bell misses with a two punch combination.

Bell has Kaleptic up against the ropes in a clinch.
Kaleptic should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bell throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Kaleptic keeps control of Bell as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bell tries a knee to the head but Kaleptic blocks it.

Bell breaks from the clinch.

Bell clinches up with Kaleptic and pushes him back against the ropes.
Kaleptic has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Bell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Bell has Kaleptic up against the ropes in a clinch.
Bell has Kaleptic pressed against the ropes, preventing Kaleptic from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Bell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Kaleptic is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Bell is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kaleptic is defending well for now.
Bell throws an elbow that misses.

Bell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Bell closes the distance and clinches.

Bell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bell throws a poor cross that misses
and Kaleptic counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bell throws a head kick that misses

and Kaleptic counters with a big 3 punch combo that drops Bell on his ass! Bell wobbles back to his feet half way through the count and though looking a bit dazed, the referee is going to allow the fight to continue!

Bell clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bell is trying to break the clinch but Kaleptic has him pressed against the ropes.
Kaleptic wants to get back to striking at distance but Bell won't allow it.
Bell is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Bell wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bell tries to land a knee to the head but Kaleptic blocks with his arms.

Bell manages to break the clinch.

Bell moves into the clinch.
Kaleptic has had enough of the clinch but Bell keeps him there for the moment.
Kaleptic dodges an elbow strike from Bell.
Kaleptic is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bell tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kaleptic avoids it.
Kaleptic is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Bell keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Kaleptic's efforts to push away.
Bell misses with a knee to the head.

Bell manages to break the clinch.
Kaleptic throws a right hand that Bell ducks under and follows up with a left that Bell also avoids with ease.
Bell throws a sloppy head kick
and Kaleptic counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Kaleptic swinging wildly here.
Bell scores with a nice head shot.

It looks like Nar Kaleptic has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Bell lands a front kick to the face, that drops Kaleptic to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!

Kaleptic is rocked!
Bell plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Kaleptic swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Kaleptic face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bruce Bell!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bruce Bell made sure he mentioned Valhalla Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.