PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Long Duck Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noriyuki Nayoui (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nayoui comes into a darkened arena with his song building. nWo Theme kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Duck Dong
vs
Nayoui

225 cm
20
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 1

190 cm
32
218 lbs
28 - 18 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Duck Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noriyuki Nayoui!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nayoui throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Duck Dong pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Some bone on bone action there as Nayoui checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Duck Dong walks into a straight right hand from Nayoui.
Nayoui throws a series of punches but Duck Dong avoids them all with ease.
Nayoui scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Duck Dong scoring well with a low kick there.
Duck Dong slips under a jab from Nayoui.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nayoui with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nayoui looks to score with a jab to the body but Duck Dong is just out of range.
Duck Dong takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nayoui thows a left - swing and a miss!
Duck Dong fails to land with a series of punches.
Duck Dong throws a head kick that misses.
Nayoui scores with a jab to the head.
Duck Dong goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nayoui tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Duck Dong was well out of range. Poor timing from Nayoui.
Nayoui missing with a left hand there. Duck Dong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nayoui throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Duck Dong on the side of the head.
Nayoui misses with a hook. Duck Dong ducked under it nicely.
Duck Dong misses with a kick to the body.
Duck Dong scores with a leg kick.
Duck Dong does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Duck Dong.
Nayoui scores with the left hand. Duck Dong knows he should have avoided that one.
Nayoui checks the leg kick.
Duck Dong throws a low kick but Nayoui moves out of range easily.
Duck Dong finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nayoui misses with an uppercut. Duck Dong saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nayoui connects with the punch.
Nayoui checks a leg kick.
Duck Dong shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nayoui lands with a right hand.
Nayoui throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nayoui throws a body punch but Duck Dong moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Duck Dong takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Noriyuki Nayoui will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Nayoui thuds his right hand into Duck Dong's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Duck Dong takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Duck Dong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nayoui.
Duck Dong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nayoui swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nayoui scores with a punch to the head.
A big left from Nayoui misses.
Duck Dong closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nayoui lands a jab-cross combination.
Nayoui throws an off balance right hand
and Duck Dong counters with a thumping low kick.
Nayoui misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Duck Dong.
Duck Dong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nayoui slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Duck Dong throws a half hearted mid kick.
Duck Dong turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nayoui blocks a low kick nicely.
Nayoui throws a shot to the body.
Nayoui swinging wildly here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Duck Dong.
Nayoui ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Duck Dong moves away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Nayoui. Duck Dong does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nayoui scores with a sloppy right hand. Duck Dong should have avoided that one.
Nayoui fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Duck Dong goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Nayoui works the jab nicely.
Duck Dong goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Good leg kick by Duck Dong there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Duck Dong moves away from the strike by Nayoui.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nayoui moves out of range of the body kick from Duck Dong.
Nayoui checks a low kick from Duck Dong.
Duck Dong throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick that misses.
Duck Dong throws out a leg kick but Nayoui moves out of range and Duck Dong only half commits.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nayoui throws a jab but it's blocked by Duck Dong.
Duck Dong needs to keep his hands up - Nayoui had a free shot at his head there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noriyuki Nayoui showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Duck Dong looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nayoui moves out of range of the body kick from Duck Dong.
Duck Dong tries to move into range but Nayoui moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Duck Dong slips under a jab.
Nayoui keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nayoui checks the leg kick nicely there.
Duck Dong tries to land a leg kick but Nayoui saw it coming and moves away.
Nayoui misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nayoui scores with a punch to the head.
Duck Dong throws out a leg kick but Nayoui moves out of range and Duck Dong only half commits.
Nayoui throws a shot to the body.
Noriyuki Nayoui seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd cheers as Nayoui lands an impressive looking overhand right. Duck Dong doesn't seem phased though.
Duck Dong walks into a jab.
Duck Dong staying out of range there.
Nayoui misses with a wild combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nayoui checks a leg kick.
Noriyuki Nayoui is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Duck Dong throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Duck Dong throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Duck Dong throws a head kick but Nayoui moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Nayoui checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Duck Dong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nayoui blocks a head kick by Duck Dong.
Nayoui misses with a two punch combination.
Duck Dong will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Nayoui.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Duck Dong.
Duck Dong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Duck Dong lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Long Duck Dong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nayoui misses with a two punch combination.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nayoui keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Noriyuki Nayoui is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Duck Dong swings away with a leg kick that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Long Duck Dong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Nayoui has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Noriyuki Nayoui!