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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beard Scallywags (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Darko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Scallywags comes to the cage accompanied by LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out. Donnie Darko is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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24
255 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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195 cm
27
285 lbs
10 - 10 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beard Scallywags!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donnie Darko!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Darko dances in with a quick combination. Scallywags is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Darko snaps Scallywags's head back. Scallywags stumbles backwards against the cage. Darko steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Scallywags's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Scallywags just didn't come prepared.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Donnie Darko!
Donnie Darko is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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