PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jukka Tuomio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannibal Lecter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tuomio kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Danzig - Mother. Lecter is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Til I Collapse. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Tuomio
vs
Lecter

216 cm
28
298 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

200 cm
23
300 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jukka Tuomio!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hannibal Lecter!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tuomio misses with an uppercut. Lecter saw that one coming.
Lecter misses with a series of wild punches.
Tuomio wants to clinch up but Lecter keeps it at a distance.
Lecter scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tuomio doesn't seem bothered though.
Tuomio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lecter.
Lecter moves out of range of the body kick from Tuomio.
Lecter misses with a wild body shot.
Lecter on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Tuomio jabs at Lecter's body.
Tuomio lunges at Lecter with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lecter's hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tuomio missing with a left hand there. Lecter was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Lecter forces Tuomio back against the cage and clinches.
Lecter misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lecter swings wildly with an uppercut but Tuomio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lecter managing to block the knees to the body from Tuomio.
Tuomio tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tuomio tries to work over Lecter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tuomio tries to land a knee to the head but Lecter blocks with his arms.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lecter.
Tuomio misses with a punch on the inside.
Lecter misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tuomio softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lecter misses with a punch on the inside.
Lecter blocks an elbow strike from Tuomio.
Lecter lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lecter misses with a punch on the inside.
Lecter throws a head punch that misses.
Lecter pushes Tuomio back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Tuomio is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lecter gets through Tuomio's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

It looks like Jukka Tuomio has been cut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lecter.
Lecter misses with a body punch.
Lecter tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lecter swings wildly with an uppercut but Tuomio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lecter scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lecter tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lecter avoids the elbow strike from Tuomio, against the cage.
Lecter lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tuomio backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tuomio blocking some punches.
Tuomio misses with the head strike.
Tuomio misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lecter pushes Tuomio back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lecter managing to block the knees to the body from Tuomio.
Lecter dips a shoulder and cracks Tuomio with a mighty uppercut! Tuomio falls back against the cage and Lecter unloads with a barrage of strikes! Tuomio is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Lecter screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hannibal Lecter!
Hannibal Lecter is the new super heavyweight champion!
An out of breath and clearly excited Hannibal Lecter thanked xXx - Voodoo Labs - 159+ Energy - $45 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).