PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rodrigo Nogueira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mumble Bman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Bman's choice of entrance music: Ramones - Spiderman. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Nogueira
vs
Bman

210 cm
22
230 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

202 cm
19
289 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rodrigo Nogueira!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mumble Bman!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Luis Engracia and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Bman. No joy for Nogueira on that attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Nogueira.
Bman throws a head kick that misses.
Nogueira loads up on a big right hand but Bman slips the punch.
Nogueira looks for a takedown but Bman sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rodrigo Nogueira. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bman, right into the meat.
Bman throws a sloppy head kick and Nogueira moves out of range easily.
Nogueira really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Bman lands a big head kick that sends Nogueira tumbling to the mat! Bman takes a step backwards and waves Nogueira back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nogueira moves to clinch but Bman breaks away
and Bman counters with a thumping low kick.
Nogueira is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bman scores with a body shot.
Bman connects with a solid leg kick.
Bman fakes the leg kick and cracks Nogueira in the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bman throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Nogueira crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mumble Bman!
A victorious Mumble Bman thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.