PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ruiner Barnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luke Hobbs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barnett's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, canceled forever 125. Hobbs is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dusk Dismantled. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Barnett
vs
Hobbs

210 cm
24
206 lbs
15 - 5 - 1

193 cm
27
263 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ruiner Barnett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Luke Hobbs!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barnett avoids the head kick by Hobbs.
Barnett throws a shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Barnett.
A good leg kick by Barnett.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hobbs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Barnett lands with a thumping leg kick.
Barnett misses with a shot to the body
and Hobbs counters with a stiff right hand.
Hobbs throws a sloppy head kick and Barnett moves out of range easily.
Hobbs takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Barnett scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hobbs in his tracks.
Barnett comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Barnett scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hobbs doesn't seem bothered though.
Hobbs stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Barnett.
Barnett really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Hobbs looks gassed!

Barnett looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Barnett is nestled in close to Hobbs, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Barnett seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Barnett thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Hobbs's head.

Barnett is trying for a kimura here. Hobbs looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Barnett wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ruiner Barnett!
A relieved looking Ruiner Barnett thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.