PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bako King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Kamehameha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King Kamehameha has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bako King's chin.

King
vs
Kamehameha

225 cm
30
289 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

194 cm
27
268 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bako King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, King Kamehameha!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King blocks a leg kick.
King really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kamehameha throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kamehameha throws a series of punches but King avoids them all with ease.
Kamehameha tries to clinch up but King circles away and keeps his distance.
King keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kamehameha wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kamehameha lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
King blocks a head kick by Kamehameha.
Kamehameha dodges the punch combination from King.
King fails with a takedown attempt.
Kamehameha doesn't manage to clinch there - King circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King slips a jab from Kamehameha.
Kamehameha misses with a head kick.
King goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kamehameha throws a hook to the side of King's head but King sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
King throws a right and a left that Kamehameha avoids nicely.
King shoots in for a double leg but Kamehameha sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
King closes the distance and clinches up with Kamehameha, looking for a takedown. King pushes Kamehameha against the cage but Kamehameha circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bako King. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Kamehameha clinches up with King and pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on King's face as he tries to break the clinch.
King blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kamehameha digs a right hand into King's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on King's gas tank.
King blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
King wants to get back to striking at distance but Kamehameha won't allow it.
King wants to get back to striking at distance but Kamehameha won't allow it.

King's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kamehameha wants to clinch up but King keeps it at a distance.
A big left from King misses.
Kamehameha ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
King Kamehameha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
King staying out of range there.
King fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
King avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kamehameha tries to clinch but King moves out of range.
Kamehameha is looking to clinch but King is avoiding it.

Kamehameha clinches up against the cage.
Kamehameha displaying some good clinch control by pressing King up against the cage.
Kamehameha tries to work over King's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kamehameha lands with a light punch inside.
King is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
King lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kamehameha is stalling here.
King tries to break the clinch but Kamehameha is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kamehameha misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Kamehameha.
A nice left hand lands by Kamehameha.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
King throws a punch but it's blocked by Kamehameha.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
King lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kamehameha lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt King or not.
Kamehameha holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kamehameha takes a shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kamehameha digs a right hand into King's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on King's gas tank.
Kamehameha stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
King throws a punch but it's blocked by Kamehameha.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

King Kamehameha dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Kamehameha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
King dives in and grabs Kamehameha's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kamehameha pushes down on King's head and hops out.
Kamehameha lands a nice leg kick that just misses King's sensitive parts.
Kamehameha connects with a solid leg kick.
Kamehameha fails with an attempt to clinch.
King gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kamehameha.
Kamehameha tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kamehameha fails in his attempt to clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kamehameha takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kamehameha thumps King with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King misses with the combination.
King Kamehameha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kamehameha misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from King.
King throws a series of punches but Kamehameha moves out of range.
King looks to land a combination but Kamehameha avoids it well.
King fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kamehameha manages to avoid it.
King shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kamehameha lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and King has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from King and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
King tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kamehameha swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bako King. That's going to take a lot out of him.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kamehameha taking a breather.
Kamehameha blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Kamehameha scores with a nice short uppercut.
King blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kamehameha misses with a short punch on the inside.
King is trying to break the clinch but Kamehameha has him pressed against the cage.
Kamehameha missing with knees to the body.
Kamehameha lands with a left to the head.
King prevents a body shot from Kamehameha.
King blocks a body shot from Kamehameha.
King fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kamehameha lands a hook that snaps the head of King backwards.
Kamehameha misses with a knee strike.
Kamehameha working aggressively here.
Kamehameha wants to stall.
Kamehameha lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

King is rocked!
Still in the clinch, Kamehameha scores with a nice short uppercut.
Oh King is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kamehameha pushes King against the cage. Kamehameha is working some dirty boxing. Kamehameha pushes off with a quick right hook! King goes down! King tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Kamehameha moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). King Kamehameha!
King Kamehameha took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.