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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between He Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man comes to the cage accompanied by He-Man theme song. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bateman's choice of entrance music: Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. He Man has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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275 lbs
23 - 7 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, He Man!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bateman. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bateman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bateman scores with a crisp jab that stopped Man in his tracks.
It looks like He Man has been cut.
Bateman blocks a jab.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick
and Man counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bateman throws a leg kick that misses.
Man fails with a takedown attempt.
Man shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for He Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man misses with a wild body shot.
Bateman bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man tried to score with a low kick but Bateman checks it.
Man misses with a shot to the body
and Man takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Man looks for a takedown but Bateman sprawls well.
Man defending well as Bateman loads up on a big left hand.
Man fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bateman avoids it really well and circles away.
Man lands with a nice body punch.
Bateman misses with a kick to the body.
Man takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Man thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man scores with a body shot.
Bateman is looking to land body kicks.
Man shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Man showed some decent athleticism there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Man prevents Bateman from improving his position.
Bateman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Man.
Bateman has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Man is working away from the top position though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man is trying to control. Bateman wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bateman tries to kick Man off but Man keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Man landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Bateman wants to improve his position but Man is controlling well.
Bateman manages to get to full guard.
Bateman looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Bateman manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Man manages to get himself to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bateman manages to get himself to full guard.
Bateman looking to control.
Man trying to control the position from guard on top but Bateman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bateman working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Patrick Bateman will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on He Man's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Bateman scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bateman pushes Man up against the cage in a clinch.
Bateman misses with some punches.
Bateman is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Man is keeping busy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bateman.
Man drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Man being controlled against the cage.
Man drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bateman gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman struggles to land a body shot inside as Man controls his hands.
Bateman misses with a body punch.
Bateman misses with the head strike.
Bateman gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Man.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for He Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bateman throws a head punch that misses.
Bateman prevents a body shot from Man.
Bateman misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Bateman pulls him back up using the underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bateman.
Bateman is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bateman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bateman misses with the head strike.
Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Man shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Bateman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Man lands a nice short elbow.
Man is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Man prevents Bateman from improving his position.
Man missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Man will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bateman wants to control but Man is keeping busy.
Man not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
He Man overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Man scoring with strikes to the body and head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman trying to hold on to Man's head to control him but Man postures up.
Bateman wants to get back to full guard.
Bateman trying to hold on to Man's head to control him but Man postures up.
Bateman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Man.
Man is thwarting Bateman's attempts to control the position.
Man thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Man lands a nice short elbow.
Bateman is looking to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that He Man will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on He Man's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Man misses the shot to the body.
Bateman misses the shot to the body.
Man drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Man is chipping away with strikes.
Bateman sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Bateman is controlling Man's trapped leg to prevent Man from advancing to side control.
Bateman tries to kick Man off in order to stand up. Man Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Bateman tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Man wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Man postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Bateman tries to improve position but can't.
Man working the ground and pound.
Bateman parries the strikes from Man easily there. Man is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Bateman to escape.
Man has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Man is looking to take a break and control but Bateman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ground and pound from Man seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Bateman is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Bateman trying to hold on to Man's head to control him but Man postures up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Man connects with a nice short shot to Bateman's temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Man is looking for a kimura here.
Man throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman trying to control here.
Bateman tries to get to full guard but Man has control of the leg.
Bateman wants to get back to his feet.
Man is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Man's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Man's back!
Man staying busy and making it hard for Bateman to control.
Bateman slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Man breaks Bateman's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Man slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Bateman seems keen to control Man's posture.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
He Man clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on He Man's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Bateman stuffs the takedown.
Bateman staying out of range there.
Man scores with a body shot.
Bateman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Man.
Man misses with an uppercut. Bateman saw that one coming.
Bateman pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Man back to the cage. Bateman follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Man wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Man scores a takedown into full mount!
Man is trying to control here but Bateman has managed to regain half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Man.
Bateman is trying to maintain the position but Man is very close to passing his half guard.
Man sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bateman defending well though.
Man missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Man is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Bateman is just riding it out for now. Man eventually gives up the hold.
Man thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bateman's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man looks to land a strike but Bateman avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Man lands a couple of digs.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Man's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bateman is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Man throwing strikes but missing.
Man working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Man prevents Bateman from getting back to his feet.
Man keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bateman's head.
Man trying to control the position from guard on top but Bateman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Man content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Man trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Man trying to control the position from guard on top but Bateman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man landing some decent shots from guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man throwing strikes but missing.
Bateman wants to sweep but no luck.
Man cracks Bateman with a solid left hand.
Man throwing strikes but missing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Man in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
He Man had his way with Patrick Bateman in that round.
The cut man is working on He Man's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Man shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bateman pinned against the cage. Bateman gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bateman misses with a body shot.
Bateman misses with a leg kick
and Man counters with an inside leg kick.
He Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bateman lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Man backs up against the cage.
Bateman gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Man to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Man looking to sit in guard and control but Bateman gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Man is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man pulls Bateman in close to his closed guard and prevents Bateman from doing any damage or advancing position.
Bateman wants to stand but Man has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Patrick Bateman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Man wants to sweep here but Bateman controlling him for the moment.
Bateman would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
We're going to have a standup here because He Man wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Man shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bateman is trying to defend but Man finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Man not landing any meaningful shots this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man drops an elbow to the side of Bateman's head.
Man stalling.
Man tries to pass to full mount but Bateman defends it.
Man looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Bateman is trying to get back to full guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Man lands a nice short elbow.
He Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Bateman looking for submissions off his back.
Man is just content to waste time from the top position. Bateman takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man working some strikes from top position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
And that's the end of the fight!
He Man showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Man has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 49:46
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 50:46
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... He Man!
He Man retains his heavyweight title!
An out of breath He Man thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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