PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Russell Jacobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crouch Ouch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jacobs's entrance music is WhiteRabbit-Percussion Gun. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jacobs
vs
Ouch

190 cm
26
259 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

203 cm
31
283 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Russell Jacobs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crouch Ouch!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Columbo Gatti and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Russell Jacobs has been cut.
Ouch slips a jab from Jacobs.
Ouch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jacobs, right into the meat.
Ouch throws a leg kick but Jacobs moved away.
Jacobs keeps the fight on the outside.
Ouch throws a head kick but Jacobs moves out of range.
Ouch displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jacobs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jacobs takes a swing at Ouch's ribcage but misses.
Jacobs pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jacobs connects with a right hand. Ouch shakes it off.
Ouch scores with a head kick.
Jacobs swings for the body but Ouch moves out of range.
Ouch blocks a jab.
Ouch ducks right into an uppercut from Jacobs.
Jacobs takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ouch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jacobs stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ouch.
Jacobs is breathing heavily.
Ouch goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ouch, right into the meat.
A swing and a miss from Jacobs.
Jacobs takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jacobs takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jacobs takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Jacobs tries to keep at a distance but Ouch has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ouch taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Ouch works on Jacobs's body with a couple of short punches.
Ouch is pushing Jacobs up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Ouch stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ouch scores with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch lands a nice elbow.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ouch.
Ouch lands a body punch.
Ouch stalling the fight.
Ouch lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jacobs backwards.
The referee is keeping an eye on Ouch - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Ouch with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ouch unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jacobs lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

Ouch breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ouch connects with an inside leg kick.
Russell Jacobs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ouch. That's going to slow Jacobs down.
Ouch fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jacobs looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ouch throws a head kick but Jacobs moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ouch.
Jacobs lands a jab-cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch connects with an inside leg kick.
Jacobs chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ouch can pounce on him.
Ouch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ouch cracks Jacobs with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ouch lands a high kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jacobs swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ouch throws a nice head kick!

Jacobs is rocked!
Ouch misses with a head kick.
Oh Jacobs is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jacobs lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jacobs checks a leg kick.
Jacobs seems to have got his legs back now.
Jacobs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ouch.
Jacobs shoots in for a takedown but Ouch shows good takedown defense.
Jacobs takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jacobs misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ouch counters with a right hand to the body.
Ouch throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Jacobs crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Crouch Ouch!