PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jamie Foster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Foster's entrance music is Ruff Ryders Anthem-DMX. A fine choice. Hates Decisions has chosen Defqon Ending! as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Foster
vs
Hates Decisions

191 cm
28
268 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

195 cm
28
255 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jamie Foster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maurico Hates Decisions!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hates Decisions misses with a kick to the body.
Hates Decisions throws a front kick that sends Foster stumbling back into the cage.
Foster misses with a two punch combination.
Hates Decisions throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hates Decisions lands a leg kick that knocks Foster off balance momentarily.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hates Decisions!
Hates Decisions throws a nice head kick!
Hates Decisions lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab by Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Foster. That did some damage!
A slapping body kick lands there for Hates Decisions.
Foster throws the left hand but Hates Decisions avoids the punch easily.
Hates Decisions fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hates Decisions thumps Foster with a low kick.
Hates Decisions fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hates Decisions fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

Foster gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Hates Decisions to score an easy takedown into full guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Hates Decisions advances to half guard.
Foster punching from the bottom.
Hates Decisions prevents Foster from improving his position.
Hates Decisions wants to pass to mount but Foster is defending the position.
Hates Decisions is looking to take a break and control but Foster is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Foster is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hates Decisions pulls his head out easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Foster gets full guard.
Hates Decisions stopping the sweep attempt from Foster.
Hates Decisions lands a couple of elbows.
Hates Decisions slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hates Decisions working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Foster wants to stand but Hates Decisions is controlling the position.
Hates Decisions not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Hates Decisions with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hates Decisions throws a big right hand that misses.
Hates Decisions wants to control from the top but Foster keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foster tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Foster is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Foster is trying to control the action in half guard but Hates Decisions is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Foster takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Hates Decisions is looking to improve his position.
Hates Decisions is trying to maintain the position but Foster is very close to passing his half guard.
Hates Decisions slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Hates Decisions has his foot on Foster's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Foster works his way back into a safe position though.
Foster seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Hates Decisions is trying to keep Foster in close.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foster works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Hates Decisions has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Hates Decisions actively working from the bottom here.
Hates Decisions wants to improve his position but Foster is controlling well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hates Decisions wants to control but Foster is keeping busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hates Decisions controlling the position for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Foster looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Foster works his way into full mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maurico Hates Decisions dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nice body kick from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions catches Foster with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hates Decisions, as that shot connected.
Hates Decisions thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Foster if he has to take too many more of those.
Hates Decisions lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Foster throws a looping overhand right but Hates Decisions ducks down to avoid it.
Maurico Hates Decisions seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hates Decisions lands a nice shot to the body.
Hates Decisions looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Foster fails to land with a series of punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hates Decisions bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Foster's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Hates Decisions.
Foster throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hates Decisions scores with a kick to the midsection.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hates Decisions clobbers Foster with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Hates Decisions dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Hates Decisions darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Hates Decisions looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Foster with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hates Decisions not doing much here.
Hates Decisions wants to pass to mount but Foster is defending the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hates Decisions connects with a nice short shot to Foster's temple.
Foster avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hates Decisions.
Foster tries to get to full guard but Hates Decisions has control of the leg.
Still in half guard, Hates Decisions seems content to control.
Foster gets full guard.
Hates Decisions trying to control the position from guard on top but Foster is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Hates Decisions. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Hates Decisions lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Foster bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hates Decisions's guard.
Hates Decisions pulls Foster in to control the position.
Hates Decisions has a closed guard, preventing Foster from standing up.

Hates Decisions is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Hates Decisions has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions keeping moving, preventing Foster from controlling successfully.
Foster stopping the sweep attempt from Hates Decisions.

Hates Decisions is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Hates Decisions escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Foster gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hates Decisions looking to control.
Foster wants to pass the guard but Hates Decisions is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foster not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Hates Decisions lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Foster!
Foster working to try and regain half guard.
Hates Decisions controlling the position easily from mount.
Foster is desperately trying to improve his position but Hates Decisions has a good base and remains in mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Hates Decisions working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maurico Hates Decisions showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Foster uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions avoids the body shot from Foster.
Hates Decisions misses with a hook. Foster ducked under it nicely.
Hates Decisions throws a quick inside leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Foster throws a jab when Hates Decisions was well out of range.
Foster thows a body shot but no joy.
Foster tries to clinch but Hates Decisions moves out of range.
A big left from Foster misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foster has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hates Decisions.
Jamie Foster is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hates Decisions fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hates Decisions.
Maurico Hates Decisions seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hates Decisions throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hates Decisions thuds a left hand into Foster's body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Foster pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Foster will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Hates Decisions fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Foster has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hates Decisions chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Hates Decisions instigates a clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hates Decisions.

Hates Decisions pulls guard successfully.
Foster has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Foster's guard.
Foster keeping moving, preventing Hates Decisions from controlling successfully.
Hates Decisions preventing the sweep.
Hates Decisions passes into half guard.
Jamie Foster has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hates Decisions is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Foster is staying active underneath Hates Decisions, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Maurico Hates Decisions is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hates Decisions sitting and controlling from the half guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Maurico Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions scores with a crisp jab that stopped Foster in his tracks.
Hates Decisions lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Foster at a distance.
Hates Decisions ducks under a wild hook from Foster.
Hates Decisions steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Foster.
Foster takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Hates Decisions lands a front kick.
Hates Decisions throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions lands with a nice body kick.
Hates Decisions throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hates Decisions.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hates Decisions shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Foster defends it nicely.

Hates Decisions has taken the fight to the clinch.

Hates Decisions turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Hates Decisions manages to end up in side control.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Let's hope that Hates Decisions has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Foster tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Hates Decisions presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Hates Decisions controlling from the full mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Maurico Hates Decisions comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hates Decisions has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Maurico Hates Decisions!
A relieved looking Maurico Hates Decisions thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.