PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rampage Jackass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seamus O Donnell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rampage Jackass is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Jackass
vs
O Donnell

194 cm
25
283 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

191 cm
18
280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rampage Jackass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Seamus O Donnell!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
O Donnell goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jackass swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
O Donnell feints and then cracks Jackass's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jackass down.
Jackass looks to land a right hand but O Donnell moved out of range.
O Donnell plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Rampage Jackass has been cut.
O Donnell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
O Donnell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
O Donnell ducks under a wild hook from Jackass.
O Donnell pushes Jackass away with a front kick.
O Donnell misses with a kick to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from O Donnell.
This has been an exciting period of action!
O Donnell is looking to land body kicks.
O Donnell lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jackass is breathing heavily.
O Donnell throws a leg kick which misses Jackass's front leg but catches the back leg as Jackass tries to avoid it.
O Donnell fakes the leg kick and cracks Jackass in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
O Donnell fakes the leg kick and cracks Jackass in the body.
O Donnell explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jackass has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by O Donnell.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackass takes a kick to the side of the head.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by O Donnell.
O Donnell lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jackass will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jackass takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A thudding body kick lands there by O Donnell!
O Donnell scoring well with a low kick there.
O Donnell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
O Donnell delivers a nice body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for O Donnell.
O Donnell scores with a spinning back kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Donnell delivers a nice body kick.
O Donnell goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
That kick from O Donnell tenderised Jackass's leg. Jackass is trying to keep his angry face on.
O Donnell fakes the leg kick and cracks Jackass in the body.
O Donnell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jackass has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jackass chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before O Donnell can pounce on him.
O Donnell scores with a nice body kick.
O Donnell moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
O Donnell throws a half hearted mid kick.
That kick from O Donnell tenderised Jackass's leg. Jackass is trying to keep his angry face on.
O Donnell scores with a head kick.

Rampage Jackass's cut is getting worse.
A good leg kick by O Donnell.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackass avoids the head kick by O Donnell.
O Donnell scores with a leg kick.
O Donnell lands a high kick!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from O Donnell.
O Donnell swats away the attempt to clinch by Jackass.
Jackass takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A head kick misses from O Donnell.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from O Donnell - that will leave a mark!
O Donnell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A head kick from O Donnell lands but Jackass takes it in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
O Donnell throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from O Donnell.
Jackass stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from O Donnell.
O Donnell throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Rampage Jackass's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
O Donnell lands with a nice body kick.
O Donnell throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jackass on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by O Donnell. O Donnell obviously looking to wear him down.
Jackass has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by O Donnell.
O Donnell scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A good leg kick by O Donnell.
O Donnell looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Seamus O Donnell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rampage Jackass's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

A head kick misses from O Donnell.
O Donnell throws a leg kick but Jackass checks it.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Jackass might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Good leg kick by O Donnell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
O Donnell throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Crunch! O Donnell slams his shin into Jackass's torso.
Jackass is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A nice inside leg kick there by O Donnell. That's going to slow Jackass down.
An inside leg kick lands from O Donnell.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackass tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
O Donnell lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
O Donnell has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
O Donnell scores with a nice body kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by O Donnell!
Jackass has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by O Donnell.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid body kick from O Donnell.
O Donnell delivers a nice body kick.
Jackass has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by O Donnell.
Jackass walks forward, straight into a front kick from O Donnell.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
O Donnell throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That kick from O Donnell tenderised Jackass's leg. Jackass is trying to keep his angry face on.
O Donnell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jackass takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
O Donnell thumps Jackass with a low kick.
O Donnell with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
O Donnell buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jackass tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Donnell pushes Jackass away with a front kick.
O Donnell scores with a head kick.
O Donnell lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
O Donnell throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
O Donnell lands a nice looking body kick.
O Donnell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
O Donnell explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
O Donnell lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
O Donnell tries to land a front kick but Jackass steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
O Donnell looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jackass sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackass tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
O Donnell throws a body kick that misses.
An inside leg kick lands from O Donnell.
O Donnell throws a nice inside leg kick.
O Donnell connects with a leg kick. Jackass looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
O Donnell throws a leg kick which misses Jackass's front leg but catches the back leg as Jackass tries to avoid it.
O Donnell misses with a body kick.
O Donnell throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by O Donnell.
Seamus O Donnell seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jackass blocks the body kick.
O Donnell throws a head kick that half lands.

Jeez, Rampage Jackass's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jackass blocks a head kick by O Donnell.

Jackass rushes O Donnell and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Jackass prevents O Donnell from breaking the clinch.
A short right from Jackass on the inside.

Jackass decides to pull guard.
Jackass looking to hit a scissor sweep but O Donnell is one step ahead there.
Jackass has a closed guard, preventing O Donnell from standing up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jackass looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Seamus O Donnell showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rampage Jackass's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

O Donnell looking to land some kicks to the body here.
O Donnell misses with a body kick.
O Donnell misses with a body kick.
O Donnell throws a head kick but Jackass moves out of range.
Jackass moves out of range of the body kick.
O Donnell fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jackass is out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jackass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jackass moves out of range of the body kick from O Donnell.
O Donnell lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
O Donnell throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
O Donnell pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackass misses with a straight right.
O Donnell takes one on the chin but seems OK.
O Donnell lands a leg kick that knocks Jackass off balance momentarily.
Jackass looks to throw the jab but O Donnell is out of range.
Jackass connects with a body shot that sends O Donnell's belly button to the back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
O Donnell keeps the fight on the outside.
O Donnell goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
O Donnell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
O Donnell takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
O Donnell fakes the leg kick and cracks Jackass in the body.
Jackass avoids the head kick by O Donnell.
Seamus O Donnell is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Donnell misses with a kick to the body.
O Donnell pushes Jackass away with a front kick.
O Donnell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jackass tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. O Donnell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jackass chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before O Donnell can pounce on him.
Jackass tries to clinch up but O Donnell circles away and keeps his distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jackass dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
O Donnell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
O Donnell tries a head kick but it misses.
O Donnell scores with a spinning back kick!
O Donnell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
O Donnell lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Rampage Jackass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jackass throws a lazy right hand but O Donnell sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
O Donnell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jackass lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jackass on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by O Donnell. O Donnell obviously looking to wear him down.
O Donnell lands a high kick!
O Donnell tries to land a front kick but Jackass steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
O Donnell throws a leg kick but Jackass sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jackass moves out of range of the body kick from O Donnell.
O Donnell swats away the attempt to clinch by Jackass.
O Donnell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
O Donnell throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
O Donnell on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jackass tries to clinch up but O Donnell circles away and keeps his distance.
O Donnell throws a leg kick but Jackass checks it.
Jackass takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jackass takes a kick to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackass throws a hook but O Donnell blocks it.
Seamus O Donnell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackass chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before O Donnell can pounce on him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jackass moves out of range of the body kick from O Donnell.
O Donnell looks to land a body kick but Jackass moved away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Seamus O Donnell comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got O Donnell winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 25:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 25:30
Judge William Peck scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Seamus O Donnell!
Our winner, Seamus O Donnell, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.