PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brutu Kalio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cristiano Ronaldo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Kalio
vs
Ronaldo

175 cm
24
285 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

170 cm
24
165 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Basic striking
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Brutu Kalio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cristiano Ronaldo!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Ronaldo misses.
Brutu Kalio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ronaldo catches Kalio with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ronaldo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kalio moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Ronaldo tries to sprawl but Kalio drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Kalio thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ronaldo's head.
Kalio is nestled in close to Ronaldo, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Kalio missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ronaldo tries to kick Kalio off but Kalio keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Kalio sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ronaldo defending well though.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kalio connects with a nice short shot to Ronaldo's temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kalio throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Ronaldo blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kalio.
Kalio throwing shots but Ronaldo is blocking nicely.

Ronaldo kicks off Kalio and gets to his feet.
Ronaldo stuffs the takedown.
Kalio throws a sloppy head kick and Ronaldo moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ronaldo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ronaldo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Kalio shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Ronaldo napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Ronaldo is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Kalio throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Ronaldo works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Kalio throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ronaldo keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kalio throwing shots but Ronaldo is blocking nicely.
Kalio trying to control the action but Ronaldo is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, if Kalio is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Kalio is pressing down on Ronaldo's thigh, looking to free his foot. Ronaldo is holding on for now.
Kalio thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kalio is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ronaldo keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kalio throwing shots but Ronaldo is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ronaldo is trying to stand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kalio trying to control the action but Ronaldo is working from the bottom.
Ronaldo keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kalio missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ronaldo blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kalio.
Kalio wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ronaldo keeps working.
Ronaldo is looking to get back to is feet but Kalio passes into side control.
Kalio misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Ronaldo is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Ronaldo looks gassed!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalio is working Ronaldo over with some ground and pound from side control.
Kalio is working Ronaldo over with some ground and pound from side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ronaldo on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Kalio working the ground and pound.
Ronaldo taking a bit of punishment here - Kalio scoring with strikes.
Kalio is putting a hurting on Ronaldo here, landing some big shots from side control.
The crowd goes nuts as Kalio knocks Ronaldo out cold with a massive hammerfist! Kalio Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Brutu Kalio!
A relieved looking Brutu Kalio thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.