PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lostma Braincells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor Addams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Braincells kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is BoneCrusher- Aint neva scared. Addams has chosen Addams Family Theme Song as his entrance music. Igor Addams told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Braincells
vs
Addams

194 cm
26
291 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

200 cm
31
295 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lostma Braincells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Igor Addams!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Hugh Johnson and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Addams thows a left - swing and a miss!
Addams takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Braincells misses with a double jab.
Braincells misses the shot to the body.
Braincells jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice shot lands for Braincells.
Addams scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Addams looks to land a combination but Braincells avoids it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Addams avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Addams avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Braincells throws a hook but Addams blocks it.
Addams misses with the combination.
Addams showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Braincells.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Braincells throws a shot to the body.
Braincells is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Addams.
Addams throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Braincells.
Braincells looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Addams is fending him off so far but Braincells persists. Nope, Addams circles away and we're back to standing.

Braincells rushes Addams and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Braincells fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Braincells lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Addams or not.
A bit of stalling here from Braincells.
Braincells tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braincells lands an uppercut.
Addams is trying to force a seperation but Braincells has the dominant position.
Addams looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Braincells has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Addams is trying to keep an underhook but Braincells manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Addams is trying to stand up here but Braincells is controlling him well.
Addams is not content to let Braincells control the position.
Braincells looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Braincells misses with a head shot. Addams uses the momentum to regain guard.
Addams keeping moving, preventing Braincells from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Braincells missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Braincells throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

We're going to have a standup here because Lostma Braincells wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Braincells keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Jab, jab by Braincells - just one landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Addams looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Addams slips under a jab from Braincells.
Braincells connects with a jab.
Braincells waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Addams.
Braincells misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Braincells wants to clinch up but Addams keeps it at a distance.
Braincells smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Addams slips a jab from Braincells.
Addams misses with a takedown
and Braincells counters with a three punch combo that has Addams backing up. Addams nods at Braincells to acknowledge the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lostma Braincells dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Braincells throws an overhand right that lands on Addams's shoulder, as Addams tries to avoid the shot.
Braincells loads up on a big right hand but Addams slips the punch.
Braincells throws a shot from downtown. Addams moves away and avoids it.
Braincells cracks a nice hook into Addams's ribs.
Addams fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Braincells avoids it really well and circles away.
Addams fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The fighters circle momentarily. Addams darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Addams swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Braincells counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Braincells rushes Addams and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Braincells misses with a hook to the ribs.
Braincells misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Braincells keeps control of Addams as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Braincells throws a head punch that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Braincells.
Braincells slowing the pace effectively.
Braincells fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Braincells slows down the pace here.
Braincells fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Braincells lands an uppercut.
Addams being controlled against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Addams is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Braincells misses with some punches.
Braincells lands with a right to the head.
Braincells prevents Addams from breaking the clinch.
Braincells lands a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Braincells jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Addams walks away with a smile on his face. Braincells gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Addams tries to bum rush Braincells with a series of wild strikes but Braincells uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Addams throws a left and a right that both miss

and Braincells holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Braincells jumps into guard, dragging Addams to the mat.
Braincells has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Braincells is trying to control the position but Addams postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Braincells looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Braincells escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Addams gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Braincells wants to sweep here but Addams controlling him for the moment.
Addams scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

Braincells working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Addams doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Addams manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Braincells doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

Braincells has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Addams is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Braincells.
Braincells managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Addams.
Braincells is not content to let Addams control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Addams is working Braincells over with some ground and pound from side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Braincells manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

Addams kicks Braincells off and gets back to his feet.
Addams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Braincells throws out the jab.
Braincells tries to clinch up.
Addams looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Addams shoots in and drives through. Braincells sprawls well.
Lostma Braincells has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Igor Addams.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Braincells bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Addams's head backwards.
A combination from Addams does no damage.
Addams lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Braincells circles away quickly and effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lostma Braincells dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Braincells avoids a punch combination nicely.
Braincells lands an overhand right.
Braincells throws a right and a left that both miss.
Braincells throws a shot from downtown. Addams moves away and avoids it.
Addams tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Braincells swivels and escapes.
Addams tries for a takedown but Braincells sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Braincells lands a nice shot that snaps Addams's head back.
Addams throws a left and a right that both miss
and Braincells counters with a stiff right hand.
Addams keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Braincells.
Addams misses with a combination
and Braincells counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Addams moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fighters circling - Braincells throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Addams tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Braincells was well out of range. Poor timing from Addams.
Braincells defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Addams.
Lostma Braincells has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Igor Addams.
Addams takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Braincells waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Addams.
Braincells throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Addams sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Braincells is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Braincells throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Addams's waist but Addams gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Braincells off to one side.
Addams throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Addams looks to land a combination but Braincells avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braincells tests Addams's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Braincells fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Igor Addams has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Braincells slaps away a takedown attempt from Addams, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Braincells throws out a loose jab but Addams uses good head movement to avoid it.
Igor Addams is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Addams misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Addams fails with the takedown.
Addams takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Braincells swings for the body but Addams moves out of range.
Braincells looks to land a right hand but Addams moved out of range.
Braincells shoots in looking for a takedown. Addams tries to sprawl out of it but Braincells keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Addams manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Lostma Braincells is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Braincells lands a head shot.

Braincells gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Braincells stalling in the clinch.
Braincells changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Addams fights it off and pushes away nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Braincells keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Addams moves out of range as Braincells strikes.

Braincells takes the fight into the clinch.
Addams has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Braincells manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Addams scores with a hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lostma Braincells showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Braincells has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lostma Braincells!
An out of breath Lostma Braincells thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.