PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Rogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toeson Esq kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I Am the Walrus. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

E Toeson Esq
vs
Rogan

187 cm
22
215 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

185 cm
21
212 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe Rogan!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toeson Esq misses with a wild body shot.
Toeson Esq fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rogan on the side of the head.
Manfred E Toeson Esq seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rogan throws a right and a left that Toeson Esq avoids nicely.
Toeson Esq thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Rogan if he has to take too many more of those.
Toeson Esq punishes Rogan's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Toeson Esq feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Toeson Esq sitting in guard here, content to control.
Toeson Esq throws an elbow that misses. Rogan uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Toeson Esq's guard. Nice move by Rogan!

Toeson Esq working for a triangle but Rogan defends it easily.
Toeson Esq manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq lands a heavy elbow.
Toeson Esq is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Toeson Esq looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Toeson Esq lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Rogan hang on?
Toeson Esq looking to control and managing it successfully.

Toeson Esq goes for an armbar but Rogan turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Rogan.
Rogan must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq looking to hit a scissor sweep but Rogan is one step ahead there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Toeson Esq is on top in guard.
Rogan wants to get back to his feet but Toeson Esq is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Toeson Esq is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq is stalling in the full guard.
Toeson Esq stops Rogan from standing up.

Rogan uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Rogan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Toeson Esq moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rogan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rogan takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq lands a front kick.
Rogan looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Toeson Esq takes the fight into the clinch.
Toeson Esq lands a nice knee to the body.
Toeson Esq is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from Toeson Esq as the two fighters clinch.
Toeson Esq lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Joe Rogan has been cut.
Toeson Esq connects with a knee to the head.
Toeson Esq is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

Toeson Esq gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Toeson Esq slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq throws a big elbow that misses.
Toeson Esq sitting in guard, not really doing much.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manfred E Toeson Esq dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joe Rogan's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Toeson Esq throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Rogan stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Toeson Esq follows into mount!

Rogan is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toeson Esq working the ground and pound effectively.
Rogan is still in real trouble! Can Toeson Esq finish him?
Toeson Esq is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rogan can do to turn this around?
Toeson Esq connects with a bit shot that sees Rogan covering up! More strikes from Toeson Esq and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Toeson Esq is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Manfred E Toeson Esq!
A victorious Manfred E Toeson Esq thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.