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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Klaus von Lichtenheim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). von Lichtenheim's entrance music is Ark - Heal the Waters. A fine choice. Smackthatcow has chosen Wretches & Kings as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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250 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
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Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Klaus von Lichtenheim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Daniel Cesar and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smackthatcow showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from von Lichtenheim.
The fighters circling - von Lichtenheim throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick but von Lichtenheim moves out of range.
von Lichtenheim throws a head kick but Smackthatcow moves out of range.
von Lichtenheim pivots, looking for a leg kick but Smackthatcow is out of range and von Lichtenheim settles back down.
von Lichtenheim looks to land a combination but Smackthatcow avoids it well.
von Lichtenheim finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Klaus von Lichtenheim seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
von Lichtenheim tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
von Lichtenheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smackthatcow wants to clinch.
Smackthatcow throws a solid leg kick but von Lichtenheim takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Smackthatcow.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
von Lichtenheim avoids the head kick by Smackthatcow.
A looping hook to the body misses from von Lichtenheim. Smackthatcow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch there but von Lichtenheim circles away.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up but von Lichtenheim circles away and keeps his distance.
Smackthatcow fails with an attempt to clinch.
von Lichtenheim tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from von Lichtenheim.
von Lichtenheim throws the kick towards the body but Smackthatcow avoids it.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch but von Lichtenheim is having none of it.
Smackthatcow fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from von Lichtenheim misses.
von Lichtenheim misses with a double jab.
Smackthatcow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick but von Lichtenheim moves out of range.
Smackthatcow wants to clinch up but von Lichtenheim keeps it at a distance.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. von Lichtenheim manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
von Lichtenheim misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smackthatcow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
von Lichtenheim throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smackthatcow sees it coming and avoids it easily.
von Lichtenheim misses the shot to the body.
von Lichtenheim throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smackthatcow tries to close the distance and clinch but von Lichtenheim swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
von Lichtenheim swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Left hook, right uppercut from Smackthatcow.
It looks like Klaus von Lichtenheim has been cut.
Smackthatcow is looking to clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
No joy there for von Lichtenheim, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Smackthatcow lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
von Lichtenheim tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Smackthatcow was well out of range. Poor timing from von Lichtenheim.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Lichtenheim throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
von Lichtenheim is breathing heavily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smackthatcow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
No joy there for von Lichtenheim, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
von Lichtenheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smackthatcow wants to clinch.
von Lichtenheim looks to score with a jab to the body but Smackthatcow is just out of range.
von Lichtenheim stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A head kick misses from von Lichtenheim.
von Lichtenheim misses with a leg kick.
von Lichtenheim swinging wildly here.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick but von Lichtenheim moves out of range.
Smackthatcow wants to clinch.
von Lichtenheim pivots, looking for a leg kick but Smackthatcow is out of range and von Lichtenheim settles back down.
von Lichtenheim tries a head kick but it misses.
Smackthatcow lands a head kick. von Lichtenheim smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch there but von Lichtenheim circles away.
von Lichtenheim will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
von Lichtenheim throws a leg kick but Smackthatcow sees it coming and moves out of range.
Smackthatcow doesn't manage to clinch there - von Lichtenheim circles away.
von Lichtenheim misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
von Lichtenheim throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick but von Lichtenheim moves out of range.
von Lichtenheim avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Smackthatcow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smackthatcow misses with a head kick.
No joy there for von Lichtenheim, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Smackthatcow avoids the body shot from von Lichtenheim.
von Lichtenheim fails to land with a series of punches.
von Lichtenheim looks to score with a jab to the body but Smackthatcow is just out of range.
von Lichtenheim looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Smackthatcow's jab looks to have found its range, popping von Lichtenheim under the eye.
von Lichtenheim is looking to wear down Smackthatcow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up but von Lichtenheim circles away and keeps his distance.
von Lichtenheim tries to land a front kick but Smackthatcow steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smackthatcow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smackthatcow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Smackthatcow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smackthatcow is looking to clinch but von Lichtenheim is avoiding it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smackthatcow pushes von Lichtenheim up against the cage in a clinch.
Smackthatcow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
von Lichtenheim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
von Lichtenheim breaks the clinch.
Smackthatcow misses with a wild combination.
von Lichtenheim throws a push kick but Smackthatcow slaps the foot to one side.
von Lichtenheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
von Lichtenheim avoids the head kick by Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch but von Lichtenheim is having none of it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
von Lichtenheim misses with a body kick.
Smackthatcow forces von Lichtenheim back against the cage and clinches.
Smackthatcow misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from von Lichtenheim.
A shot in the inside from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow has a couple of punches blocked by von Lichtenheim.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugo Smackthatcow dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Klaus von Lichtenheim's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
von Lichtenheim misses with a head kick.
Smackthatcow tries to close the distance and clinch but von Lichtenheim swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Smackthatcow works over von Lichtenheim's head and body with a nice combination.
A decent looking cross lands there for Smackthatcow.
von Lichtenheim is rocked!
Klaus von Lichtenheim's cut is getting worse.
Smackthatcow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oh von Lichtenheim is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up.
von Lichtenheim seems to have got his legs back now.
A big right from von Lichtenheim misses.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up.
von Lichtenheim avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
von Lichtenheim pulls out of a head kick attempt.
von Lichtenheim looks to land a body kick but Smackthatcow moved away.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Smackthatcow. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
von Lichtenheim thuds a left hand into Smackthatcow's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
von Lichtenheim ducks straight into an uppercut from Smackthatcow and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - von Lichtenheim manages to regain guard straight away.
Smackthatcow slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Smackthatcow throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as von Lichtenheim works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
von Lichtenheim keeping moving, preventing Smackthatcow from controlling successfully.
von Lichtenheim throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Hugo Smackthatcow.
von Lichtenheim takes a swing at Smackthatcow's ribcage but misses.
von Lichtenheim thows a left - swing and a miss!
von Lichtenheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
von Lichtenheim misses with a wild combination.
Smackthatcow moves into the clinch.
von Lichtenheim escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
von Lichtenheim rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Smackthatcow moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Smackthatcow misses with a double jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smackthatcow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Smackthatcow is looking to clinch.
von Lichtenheim just misses with a punch to the body.
von Lichtenheim misses with a double jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. von Lichtenheim manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hugo Smackthatcow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Smackthatcow doesn't manage to clinch there - von Lichtenheim circles away.
Smackthatcow throws an overhand right that lands on von Lichtenheim's shoulder, as von Lichtenheim tries to avoid the shot.
von Lichtenheim looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Smackthatcow tries to close the distance and clinch but von Lichtenheim swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Smackthatcow wants to clinch.
von Lichtenheim misses with an attempted mid kick.
Smackthatcow checks a low kick from von Lichtenheim.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Smackthatcow throws a low kick but von Lichtenheim moves out of range easily.
A combination from von Lichtenheim does no damage.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smackthatcow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Smackthatcow fails with an attempt to clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
von Lichtenheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smackthatcow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
von Lichtenheim throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smackthatcow sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Smackthatcow throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. von Lichtenheim manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Klaus von Lichtenheim is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Smackthatcow fails with an attempt to clinch.
Smackthatcow is looking to clinch.
von Lichtenheim will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
von Lichtenheim gets tackled into the cage by Smackthatcow. Smackthatcow maintains the clinch.
von Lichtenheim utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
von Lichtenheim scores a nice knee to the body.
von Lichtenheim escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch but von Lichtenheim is having none of it.
von Lichtenheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
von Lichtenheim throws a leg kick that misses.
Smackthatcow lands a head kick. von Lichtenheim smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
von Lichtenheim looks for the body kick but Smackthatcow saw that one coming.
A head kick misses from von Lichtenheim.
Smackthatcow has managed to clinch.
Smackthatcow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
von Lichtenheim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Smackthatcow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with von Lichtenheim's elbow.
von Lichtenheim breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. von Lichtenheim manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
von Lichtenheim looks to land a left hand but Smackthatcow moved out of range nicely.
A head kick misses from von Lichtenheim.
von Lichtenheim throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
von Lichtenheim shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Smackthatcow throws a series of punches but von Lichtenheim moves out of range.
Smackthatcow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Smackthatcow uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from von Lichtenheim.
von Lichtenheim swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackthatcow.
von Lichtenheim throws out a loose jab but Smackthatcow uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. von Lichtenheim manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Smackthatcow blocks a head kick by von Lichtenheim.
von Lichtenheim throws a right and a left that Smackthatcow avoids nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugo Smackthatcow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Klaus von Lichtenheim's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Smackthatcow tries to close the distance and clinch up but von Lichtenheim swats him away and circles back towards the center.
von Lichtenheim scores with a nice strike.
Smackthatcow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smackthatcow tries a head kick but it misses.
Sloppy strikes from von Lichtenheim. Those never looked like landing.
von Lichtenheim throws a low kick but Smackthatcow avoids it.
Smackthatcow is looking to clinch but von Lichtenheim is avoiding it.
Smackthatcow throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Smackthatcow moves in looking to clinch but von Lichtenheim pushes him off.
Smackthatcow ducks under a wild hook from von Lichtenheim.
Smackthatcow lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Smackthatcow swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick and von Lichtenheim moves out of range easily.
Smackthatcow takes one on the button.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Smackthatcow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
von Lichtenheim throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A decent looking cross lands there for Smackthatcow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
von Lichtenheim takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Klaus von Lichtenheim's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Smackthatcow moves in looking to clinch but von Lichtenheim pushes him off.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up but von Lichtenheim circles away and keeps his distance.
von Lichtenheim throws a big shot that misses.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch but von Lichtenheim moves out of range.
Smackthatcow scores with a jab to the head.
Smackthatcow wants to clinch up but von Lichtenheim keeps it at a distance.
von Lichtenheim throws a front kick aimed at Smackthatcow's knee but Smackthatcow avoids it well.
von Lichtenheim swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackthatcow.
von Lichtenheim swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
von Lichtenheim avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Smackthatcow is looking to clinch.
von Lichtenheim swings for the body but Smackthatcow moves out of range.
von Lichtenheim will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Smackthatcow moves in looking to clinch but von Lichtenheim pushes him off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow throws a right and a left that von Lichtenheim avoids nicely.
Smackthatcow blocks a low kick nicely.
Good work by Smackthatcow as he checks the leg kick.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick but von Lichtenheim moves out of range.
von Lichtenheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smackthatcow throws a jab when von Lichtenheim was well out of range.
Smackthatcow checks a leg kick.
Smackthatcow looks to land a combination but von Lichtenheim avoids it well.
Smackthatcow throws a right hand that von Lichtenheim ducks under and follows up with a left that von Lichtenheim also avoids with ease.
von Lichtenheim throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
von Lichtenheim throws a body kick the misses
and Smackthatcow counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smackthatcow avoids a punch combination nicely.
Smackthatcow doesn't manage to clinch there - von Lichtenheim circles away.
von Lichtenheim looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Smackthatcow moves in looking to clinch but von Lichtenheim pushes him off.
Smackthatcow misses with a head kick.
von Lichtenheim finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Klaus von Lichtenheim has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow doesn't manage to clinch there - von Lichtenheim circles away.
von Lichtenheim misses with a wild combination.
Smackthatcow is looking to clinch.
Smackthatcow moves in looking to clinch but von Lichtenheim pushes him off.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch there but von Lichtenheim circles away.
von Lichtenheim circles away from the clinch attempt.
von Lichtenheim showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow tries to close the distance and clinch up but von Lichtenheim swats him away and circles back towards the center.
von Lichtenheim tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Smackthatcow was well out of range. Poor timing from von Lichtenheim.
Smackthatcow throws a front kick aimed at von Lichtenheim's knee but von Lichtenheim avoids it well.
Smackthatcow misses with a body kick.
von Lichtenheim throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
von Lichtenheim looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
von Lichtenheim throws a chopping leg kick but Smackthatcow manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Smackthatcow tries to close the distance and clinch up but von Lichtenheim swats him away and circles back towards the center.
von Lichtenheim misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
von Lichtenheim misses with an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
von Lichtenheim looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. von Lichtenheim manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
von Lichtenheim swats away the attempt to clinch by Smackthatcow.
von Lichtenheim throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Smackthatcow wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Smackthatcow tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but von Lichtenheim paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Smackthatcow throws a right and a left that von Lichtenheim avoids nicely.
Smackthatcow clinches with his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
von Lichtenheim breaks from the clinch.
Smackthatcow fails in his attempt to clinch.
von Lichtenheim misses with a lunging right hand
letting Smackthatcow counter with a right hand.
Smackthatcow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. von Lichtenheim manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smackthatcow has managed to clinch.
A short uppercut from Smackthatcow.
Jeez, Klaus von Lichtenheim's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Smackthatcow using the Thai plumb to throw knees but von Lichtenheim has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
von Lichtenheim misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Smackthatcow.
Hugo Smackthatcow is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Smackthatcow misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hugo Smackthatcow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Smackthatcow has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hugo Smackthatcow!
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