PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hank Moody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bam Bam Beastly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moody comes to the cage accompanied by Medium Pace - Adam Sandler. Beastly has chosen Wu Tang Clan - Protect ya neck! as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Moody
vs
Bam Beastly

181 cm
23
209 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

190 cm
32
207 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hank Moody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bam Bam Beastly!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Alec Ball and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moody throws a leg kick but Beastly checks it.
Beastly fails with a takedown attempt.
Moody leaves Beastly with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Moody lets loose with a powerful body kick. Beastly will feel that in the morning.
Moody scores with a body shot.
Beastly looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beastly keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Moody connects with a leg kick. Beastly looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Moody fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Beastly circles away from the clinch attempt.

Moody forces Beastly back against the cage and clinches.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Beastly misses with a hook from the clinch.
A body shot lands from Moody.
Moody lands a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moody lands a nice uppercut.

It looks like Bam Bam Beastly has been cut.
Moody lands a body punch.
Moody putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beastly in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Moody comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Moody landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A right hand to the body from Moody.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Moody lands a left hand.
Moody with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Beastly misses with a punch on the inside.
Beastly using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Moody has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Moody landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Moody using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Beastly's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Moody creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Moody lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Moody tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moody works on Beastly's body with a couple of short punches.
Moody landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Moody working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Moody landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Moody.
Moody lands a good knee to the midsection. Beastly won't want to take too many of those.
Moody works on Beastly's body with a couple of short punches.
Moody tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Moody tries to land a knee to the head but Beastly blocks with his arms.
Beastly taking a breather.
Moody lands with a light punch inside.
Moody lands a body shot in the clinch.
Moody lands an elbow that stopped Beastly in his tracks for a moment.
Moody lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Moody lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Moody lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Beastly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beastly tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Moody tries to land a knee to the head but Beastly blocks with his arms.
Beastly is trying to stall.
Moody lands a body shot in the clinch.
Moody scores a nice knee to the body.
Moody lands a body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moody lands a damaging elbow.
A hook to the body from Moody.
Moody missing with knees to the body.
Moody landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A shot in the inside from Moody.

Beastly is rocked!
A left hand lands to the body for Moody.
Beastly is still on wobbly legs! Can Moody finish him?
Moody creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Beastly's defenses.
Moody has Beastly pressed against the cage. He pushes Beastly back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Moody throws a beautiful elbow that sends Beastly crashing to the floor! Moody piles on the pressure with more strikes! Beastly is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hank Moody!
A less than humble Hank Moody misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.