PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jason Davis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Crunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Davis comes into the arena with Sober by Tool blaring out of the sound system. Crunch has chosen Blow as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Davis
vs
Crunch

197 cm
21
289 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

185 cm
28
263 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jason Davis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Captain Crunch!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crunch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Davis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Davis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crunch.
Crunch misses with an uppercut
and Davis counters with a nice uppercut.
Crunch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A swing and a miss from Crunch.
Davis scores with a jab to the jaw.
Crunch's jab looks to have found its range, popping Davis under the eye.

It looks like Jason Davis has been cut.
Crunch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crunch misses with an uppercut.
Crunch misses the shot to the body.
Davis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crunch throws a jab but it's blocked by Davis.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Donk. Davis catches Crunch right on the button with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Davis.
Crunch throws a poor cross that misses
and Davis counters with a straight right hand.
Crunch might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Davis misses the jab.
Crunch moves out of range as Davis strikes.
Crunch throws a hook but Davis blocks it.
Crunch throws a hook but Davis blocks it.
A swing and a miss from Crunch.
Crunch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crunch misses with an uppercut. Davis saw that one coming.
Davis is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Crunch throws out a loose jab but Davis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crunch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Davis.
Crunch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Davis.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crunch looks to throw the jab but Davis is out of range.
Davis jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Captain Crunch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crunch scores with a nice right hand.
Crunch throws a poor cross that misses
and Davis makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Crunch throws a right hand that misses
and Davis counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Davis moves out of range as Crunch strikes.
Crunch sizes up Davis with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Crunch lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Davis at a distance.
Davis moves away from the strike by Crunch.
Crunch misses with a body shot.
Davis lands with a good body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crunch misses with an uppercut
and Davis counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Davis shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Crunch as he avoids it easily.
Davis is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Crunch missing with a left hand there. Davis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Davis misses with an uppercut.
Crunch loads up on a big right hand but Davis slips the punch.
Crunch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Davis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crunch throws a body punch but Davis moves out of range.
Crunch throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Crunch throws an off balance right hand
and Crunch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Davis closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Crunch did well to prevent Davis getting side control.
Davis is looking to take a break and control but Crunch is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Davis passes into side control, despite Crunch's attempt to control the position.
Crunch is trying to control Davis's posture but Davis avoids it.

Davis is trying to get an arm triangle but Crunch is defending well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crunch dodges the ground and pound from Davis.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crunch takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Crunch is trying to work for a sweep but Davis has mounted him!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Captain Crunch will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jason Davis's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Davis closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Davis lands a nice hook to Crunch's body. Crunch takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Crunch missing with a left hand there. Davis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Crunch lands a big uppercut and Davis crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Davis looks OK. Crunch waves Davis back to his feet!

Jason Davis's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Davis moves away from the strike by Crunch.
Captain Crunch seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A telegraphed right hand from Crunch misses the target.
Crunch misses with a body shot.
Crunch throws a hook to the side of Davis's head but Davis sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crunch misses with an uppercut.
Davis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crunch.
Crunch takes a swing at Davis's ribcage but misses.
Davis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Davis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crunch.
Davis jabs Crunch to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Davis throws a body punch but Crunch moves out of range.
Crunch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Jason Davis's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Crunch circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Davis to the canvas! Davis doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Crunch keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Captain Crunch!
Post fight, Captain Crunch stared into the camera and said 'Holy Balls. I thought I was a shriveled up penis. '.