PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Huge Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hiro Oshioke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Huge Guy looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Guy
vs
Oshioke

225 cm
25
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
225 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good kicks
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Huge Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hiro Oshioke!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Shirou Masuda and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Guy scores with a jab to the body.
Guy throws a series of punches but Oshioke moves out of range.
Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Guy throws a head kick that misses.
No joy there for Guy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Guy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A lazy left from Guy finds it's target.
Guy tries a head kick but it misses.
Guy is breathing heavily.
Oshioke misses with the combination.
Oshioke avoids the body shot from Guy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy missing with a left hand there. Oshioke was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Guy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Oshioke counters with a stiff right hand.
A head kick by Guy misses
enabling Oshioke to counter with a crisp jab.
Oshioke looks to land a combination but Guy avoids it well.
Guy throws a lazy head kick
enabling Oshioke to counter with a crisp jab.
Guy throws a leg kick
and Oshioke counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oshioke throws a right and a left that both miss.
Guy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oshioke feints a jab promting Guy to slip. Oshioke then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Guy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Oshioke shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Guy eats them both and turns towards Oshioke to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A left and a right from Oshioke both land. Nice combination.
Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Oshioke.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Oshioke checks a leg kick.
Oshioke throws a series of punches but Guy moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A nice combination there by Oshioke.
Oshioke throws a right and a left that Guy avoids nicely.
Guy scores with a shot to the body.
Guy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Guy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Oshioke counters with a stiff right hand.
Guy scores with a decent looking hook.
Guy pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oshioke takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Guy throws a head kick that misses.
Oshioke closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Guy misses with a combination
and Oshioke counters with a stiff right hand.
Guy misses with a wild combination.
Oshioke displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses with a leg kick
and Oshioke counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oshioke avoids the head kick by Guy.
Oshioke throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Oshioke uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Guy.
Guy misses with a shot to the body
and Oshioke counters with a straight right hand.
Guy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Oshioke. Oshioke circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Guy throws a leg kick but Oshioke moved away.
Guy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Guy throws a leg kick but Oshioke sees it coming and moves out of range.
Oshioke misses with a double jab.
Oshioke lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Guy backs up against the ropes.
Oshioke takes a kick to the side of the head.
Guy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Guy throws a solid leg kick but Oshioke takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Guy.
Oshioke blocks a head kick by Guy.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Guy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Guy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Oshioke takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Guy throws a sloppy head kick
and Oshioke counters with a stiff right hand.
Huge Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy lands with a good body shot.
Guy misses with a body shot
and Oshioke connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Guy misses with a low kick.
Guy misses with a few strikes there.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Guy throws a low kick, looking for Oshioke's leg but Oshioke calmly moves out of range.
Guy throws a body kick the misses
letting Oshioke counter with a right hand.
Guy thuds a left hand into Oshioke's body.
Oshioke has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Oshioke is working the combinations to good effect here.
Oshioke misses with a double jab.
Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Oshioke.
Guy feints a jab promting Oshioke to slip. Guy then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Oshioke slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Oshioke connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Oshioke tries to move into range but Guy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Oshioke misses with a few strikes there.
Oshioke throws a right and a left that Guy avoids nicely.
Oshioke is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Guy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Guy throws a head kick that misses.
Oshioke on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Guy scores with a four punch combination!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Huge Guy dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Oshioke looks to land a combination but Guy avoids it well.
Oshioke moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Guy misses with a low kick.
Guy delivers a nice body kick.
A head kick by Guy misses
and Oshioke counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A combination from Guy does no damage.
Oshioke throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Guy misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oshioke looks to land a combination. Guy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Guy is looking to land body kicks.
Oshioke blocks a head kick by Guy.
Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Oshioke.
Guy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Guy.
Oshioke tries to bum rush Guy with a series of wild strikes but Guy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Oshioke might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Guy throws a series of punches but Oshioke avoids them all with ease.
Oshioke scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Guy tries to score with a low kick but Oshioke moves his leg out of the way.
A low kick from Guy misses
and Oshioke counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Guy throws a head kick but Oshioke moves out of range.
No joy there for Guy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Guy throws a body punch but Oshioke moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy dodges the punch combination from Oshioke.
Guy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Oshioke misses with a combination
and Guy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Guy misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Oshioke gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Huge Guy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Oshioke throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Guy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Guy lands with a kick to the temple. Oshioke shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Guy swinging wildly here.
Guy throws a leg kick that misses.
A punch combination from Oshioke misses.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Guy connects with a leg kick. Oshioke looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guy throws a sloppy head kick and Oshioke moves out of range easily.
Guy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The fighters circling - Guy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Guy misses with the body kick
and Guy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Guy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Oshioke counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Guy lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Guy misses with a body kick.
Guy throws a right hand that Oshioke ducks under and follows up with a left that Oshioke also avoids with ease.
Oshioke lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guy circles away quickly and effectively.
Guy thuds his right hand into Oshioke's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A punch combination from Guy misses.
Sloppy strikes from Guy. Those never looked like landing.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Guy swinging wildly here.
Huge Guy is winning the standup battle so far.
Oshioke takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Guy stalks Oshioke and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Oshioke's face. Oshioke staggers backwards, shaken.
Guy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Guy - that will leave a mark!
Oshioke throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Oshioke.
Guy misses with the combination.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Oshioke fails to land with a series of punches.
Guy throws a body punch but Oshioke moves out of range.
Oshioke lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guy circles away quickly and effectively.
Guy throws a nice looking combination but Oshioke bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Guy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Guy misses the shot to the body.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses with a kick to the body
and Oshioke counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oshioke takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Guy misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Oshioke cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Guy takes a swing at Oshioke's ribcage but misses.
Guy lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Guy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Oshioke counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Guy shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Oshioke eats them both and turns towards Guy to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Oshioke throws a right hand that Guy ducks under and follows up with a left that Guy also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Huge Guy dominated that second round.
That's time! Guy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

A head kick by Guy misses
letting Oshioke counter with a right hand.
Oshioke gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Guy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oshioke lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guy circles away quickly and effectively.
Oshioke falls off balance throwing a combination
and Oshioke takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Oshioke scores with a one two! Guy had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Good leg kick by Guy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oshioke throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Oshioke throws a series of punches but Guy avoids them all with ease.
Guy fakes the leg kick and cracks Oshioke in the body.
Guy swinging wildly here.
Guy pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Oshioke back to the ropes. Guy follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Oshioke misses with a jab, cross combination.
Guy stuns Oshioke with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Danga de danga de dang - Guy scores with a four punch combination!
Guy throws a right and a left that Oshioke avoids nicely.
Oshioke doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
No joy there for Oshioke, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Guy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Oshioke sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Guy misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oshioke takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Guy jabs Oshioke to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Oshioke showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Guy.
Guy throws a solid leg kick but Oshioke takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Guy.
Guy scores with a jab to the body.
Guy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Oshioke.
Oshioke will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy lands with an overhand left.
Guy looks to land a combination. Oshioke sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Oshioke misses with a double jab.
Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Oshioke's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Oshioke duly obliges.
Guy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Guy misses
and Oshioke counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Guy slips a jab and a cross from Oshioke.
Guy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guy throws a leg kick
and Oshioke cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Some wild striking there from Oshioke.
Oshioke misses with a series of wild punches.
Guy throws a lazy uppercut
and Oshioke counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Oshioke.
Guy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Oshioke uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Guy.
Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Oshioke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Oshioke moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Oshioke throws a series of strikes that have Guy backpedaling.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Guy misses its intended target.
Guy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Guy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Guy looks to throw a body kick
and Oshioke connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guy lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Guy.
Oshioke lands a jab-cross combination.
A head kick misses from Guy.
Guy throws a series of punches but Oshioke moves out of range.
Huge Guy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Oshioke misses with the combination.
Oshioke moves out of range as Guy strikes.
Guy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guy is looking to wear down Oshioke with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Guy moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Oshioke dodges the punch combination from Guy.
Oshioke takes a kick to the side of the head.
Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Guy moves into range and connects with a jab.
Oshioke blocks a head kick by Guy.
Hiro Oshioke has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A head kick by Guy misses
and Oshioke counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

And that's the end of the fight!
Huge Guy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Guy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Huge Guy!
A very excited looking Huge Guy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.