PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hemmo Kalske (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henry Saari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Saari has chosen Beck - Loser as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kalske
vs
Saari

210 cm
29
281 lbs
21 - 5 - 1

195 cm
29
280 lbs
9 - 12 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Hemmo Kalske!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Henry Saari!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalske throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Saari swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kalske counters with a straight right hand.
Saari tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kalske was well out of range. Poor timing from Saari.
Kalske moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Saari takes a swing at Kalske's ribcage but misses.
Kalske connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Saari misses with a double jab
and Kalske counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Saari thinking.
Saari fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kalske manages to avoid it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kalske!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kalske scores with a push kick.
Saari looks gassed!
Saari misses with a jab to the body
and Kalske counters with a low kick, right behind Saari 's knee.
Kalske lands with a slapping head kick.
Kalske jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kalske fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kalske throws a nice inside leg kick.
A head kick from Kalske lands but Saari takes it in his stride.
Kalske misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalske lands a slapping body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Kalske. That snapped Saari's head back.
Some wild striking there from Kalske.
Saari gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kalske.
Saari misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kalske.
Kalske lands with a slapping head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Saari scores with a three punch combo!
Saari misses with a body shot.
Saari is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kalske rather than just go for the knockout.
Kalske fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kalske throws a head kick that half lands.
Saari scores with a jab.
Saari takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kalske takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saari throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kalske counters with an inside leg kick.
Kalske with a jab.

Saari is rocked!
Saari gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Kalske gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hemmo Kalske!