PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cole Kondrad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp Derpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kondrad comes into the arena with Black Sabbath Iron Man blaring out of the sound system. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Kondrad
vs
Derpson

198 cm
20
266 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

203 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Cole Kondrad !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Derp Derpson!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Luis Engracia and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Derpson pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Kondrad back to the cage. Derpson follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Derpson catches Kondrad with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kondrad tries for a takedown but Derpson sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Derpson connects with a body shot that sends Kondrad 's belly button to the back.
Kondrad shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Derpson as he jumps to the side.
Derpson scores with a one two! Kondrad had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Cole Kondrad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut lands for Derpson. That snapped Kondrad 's head back.
Kondrad looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cole Kondrad . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kondrad ducks right into an uppercut from Derpson.

Derpson rushes Kondrad and presses him up against the cage.
Derpson lands a nice uppercut.

Kondrad is rocked!
Derpson creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Kondrad with a big uppercut! Kondrad tries to clinch up but Derpson pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Kondrad to the mat! Kondrad covers up and Derpson unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Derp Derpson!